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5 signs to be an student student
1. Jo samajh na aaye.... Declare it out of course..
2. Har semester ke end mein ye elaan karna ke agla
semester start hote hi padhna hai..
3. Apna cell off kar ke padhna aur 5-5 minute baad
on kar ke dekhna ki koi msg to nhi aaya??
4. Group study ke dauran baar-baar ye kahna ke
'ab kisi ne koi bakwaas ki to gaaliya khayega'
5. Padhne se pehle pages count karna aur phir "chor
yaar ab mood nhi hora Kall se pakkkaa padhai
shuruuu..
Exams Ka Saya Hai,
Exam Ke Dino Mein Sukh Kisne Paya Hai?
Duniya Wale Kehte Hain Ache Number Lo,
Par Inhe Kaun Samjhaye Yeh To Moh Maya Hai!!
Zindagi Ki Bhaag Daud Raaste Badal Jate Hai
Tez Hawa Mein Sahil Ke Kinare Badal Jate Hai
Aksar Sochta Hu Padh-2 Ke Sa Record Tod Du
Par Kitaab Kholte Hi Iraade Badal Jate Hain
Naukar - Malik Apka Yeh KUTTA Toh Ek Dum Insan Ke Jaisa Dikhta Hai, Kya Khilate Ho ?
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Malik - Saale Ye Mera Beta Hai I.I.T Ki Tayyari Karte-Karte Aisa Dikhne Laga Hai..
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete
3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,
Yahoooooo……!!!!
Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi
(’;')
Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Uniform
ID Card
Sub tayyar hay,
Ab bus….
Parhna baqi hay :p
koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)
