Exam SMS

During examz..!!
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Dost Barabar likh rha hai..!!
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2nd frnd continously saying,
''Kutte kuch bta de''
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1st frnd Reply : Mujhe khud
kuch Nh aata hai..
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2nd frnd's Ultimate Answer : Toh apne
baap ko luv letter likh rha hai kya?

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Most Common Dialogues During Exam:
1. Saale kitna likhega.. ??
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2. Abe zor se bol na kuch sunai nai de
raha... :p
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3. Ma’am I was asking for the eraser :(
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4. Bata na fattu koi nai dekh raha:/
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5. Yaar ye chapter kab karvaya tha..??
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6. Yar ek din or mil jaata to padh lete
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7. WTF..!!
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8. Paper kisne set kiya hai..??
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9. Paper kaisa tha.. ??
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10. sheet ko thora right main rakhna aur
khud thora khisak ke beth...han abb dikhayi
dee raha hai..:D
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And The Famous one
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11. Bhagwaan bus is baar paas kardo.. Maa
Kasam..
next tym acche se padhayi
karunga....

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Boy jab fail ho jaye to....
mom 3 words kehti hai: " AUR JAA GHUMNE "
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Gf bhi 3 words kehti hai:"SHARM NAHI AATI "
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Aur dost bhi 3 words hi kehtehain but dil jeet lete hain
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" Abe Tu Bhi "

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Education Related Song:
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School:" Ye Duniya Ye Mehfil Mere Kaam Ki nahi.
Tution:Idher Chala Main Udher Chala Janey Kahan Main Kidher Chala.
Maths:Ajeeb Daastaan HaiYe
Kahan Shuru Kahan Khatam.
Science:Aa Khushi Se KhudKhushi Karle.
Exam:Choti Choti Raatein Lambi Ho
Jaati Hain.
Result ( Naat ): jab dil hi toot gaya hum jeeke kya
kare.Pass:Aaj Lagta Hai main Hawa Meinhoon Aaj Itni
Khushi Mili hai.
Fail:Chann se Jo Tootey Koi sapna jag soona soona
laagay.

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Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega…
Chund Lamhon Mein Exam Aa Jayega…
Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai, Do Line Parh Lo…
Warna Pass Kya Munna Bhai Karvaye Ga??

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Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.

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"('.')/"
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Meri toH exams ki saari taiyari ho gayi
doston ...
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Blue Pen
Black Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
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Ab toh sirf padhna baki Hai
mere jaise INTELLEGENT STUDENTS hit Like.

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LECTURE ME MASTI THI
HAMARI BHI KUCH HASTI THI
TEACHER KA SAHARA THA DIL YE AAWARA THA
KAHAN AA GAYE IS DEGREE KI AAFAT MEIN YAAR WO SCHOOL HI KITNA PAYARA THA*

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Jab Question Paper ho out of Control.
Answer sheet ko kr k Fold….
Answer sheet ko kr k Fold.
Aeroplane bana k bole!
All will fail!
Student kia jane Result kia hoga?
Marks milegay ya Zero pe Tie ho ga.
Toh Girl Friend ghuma… Paisa Ura.
Paisa Ura k bole.
Papa All is Well!!

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-Exam me fail hone ki wajah?
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Sidha jawab=>
1 saal k 365din
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8 ghante sone k,
pure saal k 122din
365-122=243
Diwali & summr vacation 61 din
243-61=182din
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52 sunday
182-52=130din
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Festival k 40
Collage festival 15din
130-55=75 din
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Khane pine nahane k 3ghante k hisab se 46din
75-46=29din
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Roj 1ghanta dosto k= 15din
29-15=14din
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Ab 10 din to bimar rehte h
14-10=4 din
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Exam k time b t.V dekhne k 3din
4-3=1 din bacha
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Yaar,1 saal me 1 din hi to brthday ata h
Ab b'day k din kon padhe.

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