Behind every FAIL student there's a HOT girlfriend &
what about TOPPERS?
A HOT Teacher-jiski wajah se kamine sare classes attend karte he..!
3 ways to write exam:
Looking up for
'INSPIRATION',
Looking down for
'CONCENTRATION',
Looking around for 'INFORMATION'
Accrdng to newton's 4th law 4 exam-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until sum
extrnal or intrnal exam move on it
Ye EXAM
ye NO.
ye MARKSHIT
ye AGE
sab moh maya k jal h, sab bekar ki bate h, Tum khali hath aye the khali hath jaoge
Is satya ko apnao or SoJao.
Exam ko kabi yad Na Karna,
Ans Sheet Me jo Likna H uski fariyad na karna,
Jo hoga wo hokar rahega Us fikar me Apna WORLDCUP barbad na karna..
Ye exam,ye marks,ye %, sab bekar ki bate he
Sab moh maya hai
Aap khali hath aaye ho
khali hath jaoge
Is Sach ko apnao or Razaai odh k so jao.
Ye padh lena IMP hai Exam me pakka aaega
1.Roll no
2.Exam
3.Date
4.Subject
Ab Thanks bol kAr rulaoge kya.?
Anythng 4 u yaar.!
Girl may not help u to get lot of marks.
But marks may help u to get lot of girls.
So love ur studies,Not girls.
Student-miss kya ap murgi ho?
Techer-u stupid !kya me tume murgi nazar aati hu!
Student-to fir aap har exam me mere paper pe aanda q deti ho.
Har Yug Me Aisa Hota Hai
Har Student Ishq Me Khota Hai
Padhai Reh Jati Hai Sirf Nam Ki
Or
HAAL-e-DIL Marksheet Pe Baya Hota Hai