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Facebook
Par Har Ek Ladki
Pending Friend Requests
Dekh K Khud Ko Bahot Khubsurat
Mehsoos Karti Hai...!
Technology Impact
A Dad's Email,
Hi son, how are U
Your mom & I am fine
V miss U alot.
So please turn off your facebook &
Come downstairs 4 breakfast.
People Will Like ur Problems 'n Comment
But No one Gonna Solve Them.
Because
Everybody Seems So Busy
In Updating Their Own Status.:-D
Facebook and life...
Girl status in fb
(Hi)= 56 like + 520 coment
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Nd boy status in fb
(Hi frds hw r u )== 2 Like + 1 coment
Facebook increases size of profile pictures,
So everyone can see just how big
Of a douche you really are.
Boy asked god:-
Why she loves rose which dies in a day.
But Dosen't love me who dies for her every day ?
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God replyd:- Mast hai ! Facebook pe dal de.
Ladies ke saath aksar haraamipan karne wale:-
BANK CASHIER:
Madam, aap So So ke lengi..
FRUIT SELLER:
Bibiji, jaraa kele ka size to dekho,
dil khush ho jaayega.
DHOBI:
Aap kapde nikaal do,
baaki kaam hamaara.
XEROX WALA: Madam, aage aur pichhe donon side se karna hai ya ek hi side se.
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AAPKI ki aftari
Iftaar Se Pehle
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Tauba Tauba!
Insan Bano