Special SMS

Fighting Styles :
1980's:
Meet me at the ground and i'll show u !!
1990's:
Dare to come at my place..
Then u'll know who i am !!
2000's:
Phone pe sher mat ban
Saamne aa to dekhta hoon !!
2012's:
Tu facebook pe mil saale...!
Teri wall pe aise comment maarunga
K account hi delete kar dega..

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Similarity between Facebook 'n Jail :P

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In b0th Cases y0u Sit
'n Waste time n' Write 0n Walls

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I want to make a Facebook account
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And the name will be
NoBody
So when I see stupid scrap people post,
I can Like it...
And it will say Nobody Likes This....

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Height Of Addiction:

Just Before Hanging,
Judge Asked The Prisoner:
"Any Last Wish?"
Prisoner:
Yes..
I Want To Update My Facebook Status As "DEAD"

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Ek Admi ki wife mar gai
Dost usko chup karane k
Bad-tuje kuch chahiye?
Admi-jaldi laptop le aa
Dost - Kyu?
Admi - facebok pe status
Chnge kark single krna hai

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Modern Definition 0f
" Best Friend "
A Person Who Has Most
Numbers 0f
'Likes' n 'Comments'
0n Your Posts 0n
" F a c e b o o k " ...

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Want 2 make money thru FACEBOOK?

Go to Account >Account Setting >
Deactivate your account

&

Go to work...

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Once a guy updated his status
"I m gonna sleep on terrace tonight"

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After sometime

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17 mosquitoes likes da status!

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FOR GIRLS..... !!!!!
To avoid so many
Friend requests...
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Kindly put ur original images on ur
Facebook profiles ;)

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What is the similarity between
Facebook and Fridge....,????
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Pata hota hai ki kuch bhi nahi hai,
Phir bhi din me 10 baar khol ke dekhte hain..

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