I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving
thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.
if you ever want to succeed in your life:
‘Be sweet as honey,
Be regular as clock,
Be fresh as rose,
Be soft as tissue,
and Be strong as rock.'
Mistakes are painful but years later a collection of mistakes called "Experience" Leads us to "Success" So dont be Afraid of "Mistakes"
"FACEBOOK Ki Yadain.."
Woh Apne Status Ko Khud Hi LIKE Krna,
Woh Apni D.P Ko Khud Hi NICE Kehna,
Woh Apne LINK KO Khud Hi AWESOME Kehna,
Woh Raat Bhar CHAT Pe Baatain,
Woh Lover Of The Day Mai Jan Booj K Selection Karna.
Ab Na Wo Din Rahay Na Raatain,
Kuch Raha To Bas Aankhon Mai Apni PROFILE Or,
Chat Ki Yadain.
I Failed My Driver's Test
The Guy Asked Me,
What Do You Do At A Red Light?
I Usually Respond To Texts,
Check My Emails And Facebook
Facebook Keeps Suggesting Me:
FRIENDS YOU MAY KNOW
But When I Try Adding Someone,
Do YOU KNOW HIM?
Isn't It Height Of Non-Sense!
If Something Cool Happens
And You Don't Share It On Facebook,
Did It Actually Happen?
Son 2 His Mom:
Mom You Know Na, I Love You A Lot.
But Sorry Mom,
I Can't Accept Your Friend Request On Facebook
Cool facebook status:
I respect all those who hate me...
Becoz my middle finger rises up 2salute them!!!
Boy: My Ex-Girlfriend's Status On Facebook Says:"Standing On The Edge If A Bridge..."
Friend:So What Did You Comment?
Boy:Nothing, I Just P*ked Her