Special SMS

Faqeer:
Baji Bhuka Hun Allah K Naam Par Khana De Do
Baji:
Khana Abi Ni Pka
Faqeer:
Baji Facebook Pe Baba Niaz K Naam Se Hun,
Pakk Jaye To Wall Pe Update Kr Dena.

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Wonderful combination in this world...
Heart & Beats
Night & Moon
Music & Songs
Roses & Love
Fish & Water
My message & a Ur Smile..!!!

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SANTA TO CUSTMER CARE:MERI BHAIS MERA SIM KHAKE BHAG GAYI HAI
CUSTCARE:TO HUM KYA KARE?
SANTA:G POOCHANA THA ROMING TO NAHI LAGEGA.

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Golu santa k bete se:Beta daddy ghar pe hai
Santa ka beta(sprite pite hue):
Uncle sidhe bolo na ki mummy se milna hai
sidhi baat no bakwaas.

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Pani dekh k pyas lagti hai,
shadi dekh k hame v aas dikhti hai,
hum logo ko kaun kaise samjhaye hr
jhakas larki ki maa hume apni saas dikhti hai.!!

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Khoon se likh diya har diwaar pe uska naam.
Or fir tod di har diwaar.
jis pe likha tha uska naam kyon ki???
???
Spelling mistake thi yaar..

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Happy pagal day ye msg usko bhejo.
jo aapki nzr me duniya ka sabse bada pagal ho.
maine bhej dia.
wapis mujhe bhej k maha pagalowali galti mat karna.

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Hum Gaye the
Unke Ghar,
Kehna tha.
"DIL SE DIL MILA LO"

UNKI Mammi Ne Khola Darwaza.

Hum Ghabra k Bole-: Aunty,

Bachon ko
Polio ki DAWA PILWA LO!

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Pyaar karoge pareshan rahoge,
shadi karoge sharabi banoge,
love karoge devdas
banoge,
sirf dosti karoge to BINDAAS! rahoge

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Kya Re HERO,Tu Apun Ka SMS Ka HAFTA Nahi Bhej Rela?
Apun Ko Malum Tere Paas SMS Ka
Bhot Maal Parela Hai,Time Khoti Mat Kar,
10-15 Peti SMS Jaldi Bhej,
WARNA..?

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