Special SMS

New age poem: Chatting chatting.? Yes Papaaa.
With new boy friends.? No Papaaa.
Telling lies.? No Papaaa. Open ur facebook.
Ha ha ha.

Like SMS - 36 - SMS Length: 139 Facebook SMS

Boy:
Will You Marry Me?
Girl:
Yes!
(Boy Starts Running…)
Girl:
Hey Where Are You Going?
Boy:
I'm Going To Update
My Relationship Status On Facebook

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Beeti Hui Zindagi Ki Kuch Itni Si Kahani Hai.
Kuch Khud Barbaad Hue..
Kuch Facebook Ki Meharbani Hai.

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Height Of Shock:

Malkin:
Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi???

Kamwali:
Memsab Mainey To Facebook Pe
Status Update Kar Diya Tha,..
Ke Main Gaon Ja Rahi Hoon. . .
APKE Pati Ne Comment Bhi Kiya,

"HAVE A SAFE TRIP..
COME SOON HONEY..

Like SMS - 29 - SMS Length: 254 Facebook SMS

A Man Joind FACEBOOK
His Son Wrote On
His Wall
"W T F Dad"
Man Rplied:
Wht8 D Hell,
U’ve No Respect 4 Me ?
Kid Rplied:
Dad Chill It Means
"Welcome To Facebook"

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Just before hanging the convict,
the judge askd the prisoner,
"Any last wish?"
Convict: Yes,
I want to update my Facebook status as 'Dead'.

Like SMS - 26 - SMS Length: 147 Facebook SMS

Life Is Much Like Facebook.
People Will Like Your Problems
& Comment But No One's Gonna Solve Them.
Because Everybody Seems So Busy
In Updating Their Own!

Like SMS - 32 - SMS Length: 162 Facebook SMS

Facebook Should Have Options
WHO CARES Along With LIKE.

It Should Also
Add SLAP, PUNCH, KICK Along With POKE.

Like SMS - 28 - SMS Length: 117 Facebook SMS

Attitude Of Young Generation
They Luve “Facebook”
But
They Hate To "Face" The "Book"-:)

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Boy To Moon :
Why My Girlfriend Loves A Rose
Which Dies In A Day & Doesn't Luv Me
When I Die For Her Everyday?

Moon 2 Boy:
Nice One Dude,
Post It On FACEBOOK

Like SMS - 29 - SMS Length: 171 Facebook SMS