New age poem: Chatting chatting.? Yes Papaaa.
With new boy friends.? No Papaaa.
Telling lies.? No Papaaa. Open ur facebook.
Ha ha ha.
Boy:
Will You Marry Me?
Girl:
Yes!
(Boy Starts Running…)
Girl:
Hey Where Are You Going?
Boy:
I'm Going To Update
My Relationship Status On Facebook
Beeti Hui Zindagi Ki Kuch Itni Si Kahani Hai.
Kuch Khud Barbaad Hue..
Kuch Facebook Ki Meharbani Hai.
Height Of Shock:
Malkin:
Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi???
Kamwali:
Memsab Mainey To Facebook Pe
Status Update Kar Diya Tha,..
Ke Main Gaon Ja Rahi Hoon. . .
APKE Pati Ne Comment Bhi Kiya,
"HAVE A SAFE TRIP..
COME SOON HONEY..
A Man Joind FACEBOOK
His Son Wrote On
His Wall
"W T F Dad"
Man Rplied:
Wht8 D Hell,
U’ve No Respect 4 Me ?
Kid Rplied:
Dad Chill It Means
"Welcome To Facebook"
Just before hanging the convict,
the judge askd the prisoner,
"Any last wish?"
Convict: Yes,
I want to update my Facebook status as 'Dead'.
Life Is Much Like Facebook.
People Will Like Your Problems
& Comment But No One's Gonna Solve Them.
Because Everybody Seems So Busy
In Updating Their Own!
Facebook Should Have Options
WHO CARES Along With LIKE.
It Should Also
Add SLAP, PUNCH, KICK Along With POKE.
Attitude Of Young Generation
They Luve “Facebook”
But
They Hate To "Face" The "Book"-:)
Boy To Moon :
Why My Girlfriend Loves A Rose
Which Dies In A Day & Doesn't Luv Me
When I Die For Her Everyday?
Moon 2 Boy:
Nice One Dude,
Post It On FACEBOOK