"Hurting Lines By a Facebook lover"
Doesn't Matter If U Don't Like My Status
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But Pls Don't UNLIKE after LIKE..
It Hurts like HELL..
Girl status in fb
(Hi)= 56 like + 520 coment
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Nd boy status in fb
(Hi frds hw r u )== 2 Like + 1 coment
Jago boys jago.. Like this
Most common chat on facebook:
Boy: hey
(after few second boy thinks kamini
reply to degi hi nahi)
Girl: hey hi
(aa gaya kamina)
Boy: hows u?
(chudail ko kya hoga bhala)
Girl: m fine
(puch to aise raha hai jese hospital
me admit hu)
Boy: bf hai?
(kamini sb ko add karti hai kitno ko fasa
ke rakha hoga)
Girl: kyu btau?
(kamina shuru ho gaya line marna)
A Boy Added A Random Girl
On Facebook
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Girl: Hey Do I Know You ... ?
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Boy: Abay Teri Itni Auqat Kahan...
Arz hai-
Wo kehti thi maine tmhe apne dil
Mai Lock kr Diya..
gaur farmaiyega...
Wo kehti Thi maine tmhe Apne dil
mai Lock kr diya..
Aur aj Usne facebook pe block kar
diya.. :(
Gabbar:Thakur ye mobile humko de de
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Thakur: Dekh yr hath-pair ka mazak thik h,
mobile se majak masti nhi,
facebook chalu h or Basanti online hai.
Fb craze . . . . .
Bhikhari:-Amma,roti
dedo
Daadi:-abhi roti nhi bani
thodi der tak aana . .
Bhikhari:-Amma yeh lo
mera no. jb ban jaaye
toh miss call kr dena
(bhikhari rocks)
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Daadi:-are baba fone
me balance nhi hai main
FACEBOOK par status
update karungi wahan
dekh ke aa jaana
FaCeBooK UseRs Ki
SuPeR FiLmS:
MaiNe CoMMeNt
Q KiYa?;>
MuJSe ChaTTinG
KaRoGi?:|
HuM BLoCk
Ho ChuKe SaNaM;(
FaCeBooK Ne
BaNa Di JoDi:*
GIRL-Maine Tume khi Deka
hai?
BHIKARI-kya MADAM
kaL hi Toh facebook
Pe like kiya Tha
OR
Apne Mere *Photo* PE Cmnt
diA tha
LookinG So sweeT*
Sometimes, I purposely reply my notifications late just to show people that I have a life outside fb ;-)