Special SMS

Kash Facebook pe"Add as girlfrnd"ka option hota
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Sala propose krne ka panga hi khatm Acept kr liya to maan gayi nahi to
.......
Facebook pe Konsi Ladkiya kam Hai.

Like SMS - 41 - SMS Length: 173 Facebook SMS

A boy started using Facebook since
10th May 2008 and has 263 friends..!!
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His little sister started using FB since
19 Nov 2011 and has 1,517 friends :P
This is the difference between a boy
and a girl..!! :D

Like SMS - 38 - SMS Length: 250 Facebook SMS

Fact=-
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.Facebook
Par
Har
Ek
Ladki
Pending
Friend
Requests
Dekh
K
Khud
Ko
Bahot
Khubsurat
Mehsoos
Karti Hai...

Like SMS - 35 - SMS Length: 173 Facebook SMS

FACEBOOOK pe CONTINUE online
rehne ka matlab...
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girls hostel ke saamne kursiii lekar
baithne jaisa hai...

Like SMS - 36 - SMS Length: 146 Facebook SMS

Fighting Styles :
1980's:

Meet me at the ground and i'll show u !!

1990's:

Dare to come at my place..

Then u'll know who i am !!

2000's:

Phone pe sher mat ban

Saamne aa to dekhta hoon !!

2012's:

Tu facebook pe mil saale...!

Teri wall pe aise comment maarunga

K account hi delete kar dega..;-)

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फेसबुक एक मंदिर है...
पेज एक मूतिँ है....
स्टेटस पढने वाला भक्त...
स्टेटस डालने वाला पुजारी...
स्टेटस पढ के जो कोमेंट न करे...
वो मंदिर के बाहार बैठा भिखारी

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Boy sends friend request to Girl on
Facebook:- Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ?
Boy :- Hasrat tumhari .......
Girl :- Chahte kya ho ? ...
Boy : Mohhabat tumhari .........
Girl:- Pachtaoge tum ..........
Boy :- Kismat hamari....
Girl :- Married hoon main ......
Boy: To
Status single se hata Manhoos Naari

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FaceBook Student Status:
SomeTimes.. I FeeL To Write"LOL" At
The End Of Every Answer In The
Exams.. :):P:D

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Boy asked god:-
Why she loves rose which dies in a
day.
ButDosen't love me who dies for her
every day ?
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God replyd:- Mast hai ! Facebook pe
dal de.

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Definition of LIKE button on Facebook
Girls believe that it will cost Rs 5 for
hitting like button 1 Time and
they don’t like anything except their
own status,
Whereas boys know that its
completely free of cost and
effectively utilize it to impress girls by
Liking their Status updates and
comments even if they are senseless..

Like SMS - 38 - SMS Length: 347 Facebook SMS