Special SMS

2 snakes on FB chat:
Snake1:" Fusss..
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Snake 2:" Fusss..
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Snake1:" Fusss Fusss Fusss..
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Snake2:" Fussss Fusss Fusss..
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Snake1:" Fussss Fusss Fusss Fussss Fusss Fusss Fussss Fusss Fusss
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Snake2:" Fussss Fusss Fusss Fussss Fusss Fusss Fussss Fusss Fusss
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Snake1:" Bhow Bhow Bhow...
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Snake2:" saale aa gaya na aukat
pe, mujhe pata tha fake ID bnake aaya hai...

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I thinks that facebook should change the
status question from
what's on your mind?
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whats your problem today?"

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अब तो फेसबुक पर कुछ लिखनेमें भी डर लग रहा है ग़ालिब..
की नोटीफिकेशन की जगह अरेस्ट वॉरंट ना आ जाये

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Sochta hu Aapki Rooh mein utar
ke dekhu..
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kaun sa purza hai jo aapko mere
post Like nahin karne deta
('.')
<)(> Screw-driver
_/ \_ to laa Chote zaraa.. ?? :S}

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!...Brain Test...!
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Share if you have brain ;)
Otherwise ignore :S

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Ye waqt lamhe gujar jayenge,
Zindagi mein kuch khokar kuch payenge,
Aaj hum yahan hai kal dur chale jayenge,
Par wada raha roz FACEBOOK mein jarur aayenge..

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हमारे देश मे महिला और पुरुष का लिँगानुपात
बराबर करने का एक आसान
सा तरीका है....
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जो जो पुरुष फेसबुक पे महिला की ID बना रहे है भगवान
उन सब को महिला बना दे।
"ना रहेगा बाँस, ना बजेगी बाँसुरी"।
Agree?? :D

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Girlfriend & Boyfriend chattng on FB :-

GF: Plz stay up just a little longer? I really want to talk to you :)

BF: No, sorry i gotta go..

GF: Pleeeeeeeaaaaas ssseE?

BF: No! My mom said if i Don't go to Sleep now
She'll come down here and Bash my Head on the keyboaryujehs ndbhuji dcb fnekjvkiocxksmwdkovpsl'fbk?&e2d xnedj
lolllzzz hit like if u get ;D

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Dear boys -
Facebook is not real life.. Never trust
anybody on fb..
Hum ladke itne emotional hote hai.. Ki
agar fb pe kisi ladki
ne galti se bhi baat karli..
To din raat usi ke sapne dekhte
rahte hai.. Par dukh tab hota hai. . Jab
pata chalta hai..
Kamini fake hai..
So emotions ko dalo khadde me..
Flirt karo khush raho...

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People Think
SMOKING Is Hard
To Quit.
G0D ! !
They Haven't Tried To
Quit FACEBOOK Yet .. ! =D

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