Special SMS

Agar tum pagal ho to sms padte hi misscall dena,
sanki ho to phone karna ,
bewakuf ho to sms karna .
teeno ho to chup rehna ...!
Ab dekhte hai tum koun ho.

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Ladki
aadmi k
pass
gai
Aadmi
ne
dekha
pakda
pichhe se khola
our dal diya…
ladki
bahut
khush
thi,
pehli
baar
dalwa
rahi
thi
na
.
.
MOBILE me Sim card

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Beta: papa Aapki Chain Khuli Hai.
Papa: Sabke Samne Chain Nahi Makeup Box Bola Karo.
Beta: Achcha! Papa Apna Makeup Box Band Karlo,
Lipstick Dikh Rahi Hai

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LAPTOP & LADKI mein kya samaanta hoti hai?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Dono mein jitni jyada ungli karo,
utne hi naye-naye functions pataa chalte hai

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Jo Ladke Facebook Pe,
Girl Friend Banane Me,
Asafal Ho Jate Hai
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Wo
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Facebook Pe Ladkiyo Ki Profile
Bana Kr Boy Friend Banate Hai...

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Khwabo mai aayegi "sms" ki tarah.
dil mai bas jayinge "ringtone" ki tarah
pyar n hoga kabhi kam balance ki tarah
bas aap bussy na rahna "network" ki tarah

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[ ] iS box me kuch aisa likho k mujhy gussa aye.

[ ] iS me aisa likho k hansi aye.

[ ] iS me aisa likho jo hmesha yad rhe.
Plz Rply

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"Interview Plz"

1.yadgar din?
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2.Best frnd?
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3. Ks ko bht yd krte ho?
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4.parents ka ilawa kon ahm h?
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5. Ks sy lv hoa tha or ab b h?
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6.ks typ k insn se nfrt h?
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7.Mere lye koi bat
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8.ks ko kbi khona ni chaty.
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9.Mj me kya bora lga.
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7 Sawal 7 jawb?

1=Aap k dil ki hasrat kya hai?
ans..

2=Haseen log bewafa q hote hain?
ans:

3=Aik tarf mohbt ho or eik tarf dost to aap kis ko chune ge aur q?
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4=koi asi bat jis pe aapko aaj tk pachtawa ho?
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5=ager zindage k 2 ghante hon aapke pas to aap un 2 ghanto me kya karo ge
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6=insan bewafa kis liye hota hai?
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7=aur end me kuch mere bare me?
ans:
reply must.
I m w8ing . .

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Ye Sms Fill kren
Q1:apki fvrt jaga kon c hy?
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Q2:Apko Apk Msgs ka Fast Reply kon krta hy?
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Q3:Apk 5Best Frnds k Nam?
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
Q4:apk lover ka naam?
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Q5:I am your?
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Q6:lv marige bhtr h ya arang?
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Q7:My name in ur cell?
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Q8:Pehli mobhat kb ki?
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Q9:Ajib-0-garib
Khuwahish?
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Q10:Apny ap me kya psnd hy?
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