Chaah rakhne wale manjilon ko taakte nhi,
Badhkar tham liya karte H,
jinke hathon mein ho WAQT ki KALAM,
Apni kismat wo khud likha karte H.
Yadon" me Na
Dhundo Humo...
"Dil" Me Hum Bus
Jayenge....
.
Tamanna Ho Agar
mile Ki To.....
"ON" Karo
Mobile
.
Hum "INBOX" Me Hi
Mil Jayenge!!
Wife: Aj Rat Nahi Dalwaongi
.
Kal B Ap Dal K So Gay thay
Bohat Jalan Hui thi
.
Ma Sari Rat Masalti rahi
.
Pani bhi Nikalta Raha
.
.
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.
.
.
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Lagta He Ye Eye Drop Expire Ho gaya Hai
Brain Is The Most Outstanding
Organ..
It Works For 24 Hrs 365 Days
From Birth..
But
Stops Only When We Enter The
.
.
Exam Hall..!
Ye Calculation Ap Ko Btay Gi k
Aap Ka best friend kon hai.
Sath Sath Solve Krna,
Koi 1 No Chun Len!
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9
Ab Us Ko 3 se zrb de Kr
Us Mein 3 Jama Kren
Aur Phir 3 K Sath zrb Kren!
Ab Ap K Pas 2 hindse Wala number Ban Gya,
Dono hindso Ko Aapas Mein Jama Kren,
Ab Ye Number Ap Ka Favourite Person Ho Ga.
1.Mother
2.Teacher
3.Lover
4.Cousin
5.Student
6.Father
7.Uncle
8.Brother
9.araSh zaIn
Ab main apni dosti ka or kis tarha yaqeen dillaoon.
Kisi ne Bhool k,
Hum sy Pooch liya,
Aj Kal,
Kaise ho?
Hum ny kaha,
Zindagi me GHAM hen,
GHAM me Dard hy,
Dard me MAZA hy,
0r
Hum
"MAZAY MAIN HAIN"
Hum hum hai,
aap aap hai,
Na aap kam hai na hum kam hai,
To kis baat ka gam hai?
Sms karte rahiye tabhi to lagega ki mobile rakhne wala DABANG hai...
ABCD AATI HAI KYA..?
AGAR AATI HOGI TO AISI NAHI AATI HOGI...
A=AMBE
B=BHAWANI
C=CHAMUNDA
D=DURGA
E=EKRUPI
F=FARSADHARNI
G=GAITRI
H=HINGLAAJ
I=INDRANI
J=JAGDAMBA
K=KALI
L=LAXMI
M=MAHAMAYA
N=NARAYNI
O=OMKARINI
P=PADMA
Q=QATYAYANI
R=RATNAPRIYA
S=SHITLA
T=TRIPURASUNDRI
U=UMA
V=VAISHNAVI
W=WARAHI
X=XYAMA
Y=YATI
Z=ZYANA
ABCD PADHTE JAO..,
JAI MATA DI KAHTE JAO.
Mosam Badla Halki Thand Ho Gayi,
Aapke Msg Ke Bina Zindgi Tang Ho Gayi,
Kya Aapke Inbox Me Msg Ki Kami Ho Gayi,
Ya Fir Hamare Msg Padhkar Bolti Band Ho Gayi
Maa-baap ki 1dua zindgi bna degi.
khud royegi magar aapko hasa degi.
Kbhi bhul kr bhi maa ko na rulana,
1choti si bund puri dharti hila degi