Special SMS

Mere Paas Waqt Nahi Hai,
"Un Logo Se Nafrat Karne Ka,
Jo Mujhse Nafrat Karte Hai"
Kyonki Mein Busy Hun
Un Logo Mein Jo Mujhe Pyar Karte Hai...!!

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Boy Sends Friend Request To Girl On Facebook :-
Girl :- Kaunn Ho Tum ?
Boy :- Hasrat Tumhari.
Girl :- Chahte Kya Ho ?
Boy : Mohhabat Tumhari.
Girl:- Pachtaoge Tum.
Boy :- Kismat Hamari.
Girl :- Married Hoon Main.
Boy: To Status Single Se Hata Manhoos Naari.

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Log kehte h...
"agar achchhe logo ko yaad kiya jaye,
to waqt v bahut achchha gujarta h"
.
.
is liye
maine
socha
.
apni yaad dila du.

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Risk is my life
possible is my aim .
Impossible is my love .
Dangerouis is my game.
Dont play with me because
Amit is my name

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Mousam ho to 'AAJ' jaisa.
Mehal ho to 'TAJ' jaisa.
Phool ho to 'GULAB' jaisa.
Aur zindagi bitane K liye
dost ho to
!
!
?
'
Hmare jaisa'.

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Girl to her friends - Mujhe
tumhari help chahiye ..
.
Girl 1 - yaar me toh khud
busy hu..
.
Girl 2 - Yaar mummy ne jaldi
ghar bulaya hai..
Girl 3 - kya tune meri help ki
thi?
.
.
Boy to his Friends -- yaar
ek panga ho gaya..
Boy 1 -- bol kitne bande
bulaun
Boy 2 -- Kaat ke rakh denge
saale ko...
Boy 3 -- kiski itni himmat,
apne bhaise panga kare....
Naam bata !

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Din me Hari Om,
Rat me Cond Om.
Din me Agrbatti,
Rat me Zabrdsti.
Din me Puja or Arti,
Rat me Vidya or Bharti.
Din me Swaha,
Rat me Aahaa!

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Difference Between Good Girls And Very Good Girls..?
Good Girls Open Few Buttons
When Environment Is Hot..
But
Very Good Girls Open All Buttons
To Make Environment Hot..!

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A fab saying by a looser.......
Wo manjil hi badnaseeb thi jo hamain na paa saki.......,..
Varna jeet ki kya okaat jo hamain thukra de...........
Wah wah wah wah

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Raat Ko Padhte Padhte Ek Khayal Aaya,
Uthaya Pen Aur Paper,
Aur Ek Nayi Equation Banai,
Bed + Razai = Bhaad Me Jaye Padhai.

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