Special SMS

Madam: English mein kamar ko
waist kyun kehtey hain..??
Brilliant Santa: Kaam ki chiz toh
uskey upar aur neechey hoti
hai...
Beech mein kamar toh waste
hi hoti hai na..

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4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayyari Nhi Ki,
Unhone 1 Manshooba Bnaya
Or Agle Din Principle Se Bole
Shir Hm Shadi Me Gye The
Raste Me Tyre Panchar Ho Gya
Hm Shari Rat Dhakka Lgate Rhe
Isliye Padh Nhi Sake.
Principle Ne Man Liya Or
Unko 1 Din Ka Or Time De Dia
Or Agle Din Un Charo Ko
4 Alag Kamro Me Bithaya
Or Sirf 1 Sawal Diya.
Q-kaunsa Tyre Panchar Tha?
1- Front Right
2- Front Left
3- Back Right
4- Back Left
Note; Agar Same Jawab Hua To Sab Pass Warna Fail.

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Hum Nadan He.
Duniya Anjan He.
Pyar Bhagwan He.
Or
Bhagwan Mahan He.

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Aadat Or Adaa Main Yeh Fark Hai-
Road Ke Nal Se Panni Peena;
Garib Peeye To Aadat; Amir Peeye To Adaa;
Ab Sms Ko Hi Lelo
Main Bheju To Adaat Aap Bhejo To Adaa.

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"Ache Riste K Liye
Kisi Wade Ki Zarurat Nai Hoti
Iske Liye
Sirf Do Ache Insano Ki Zarurat Hoti He-
1 Meri Tarah
"SWEET
Or
Ek Aap Ki Tarah
"Cute'

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Hum Wo Hain Jo 'HAAR' Ke Bhi Ye Kehte Hain,
"Wo Manzil Hi Badnaseeb Thi Jo
Hame Na Paa Saki,
Warna Jeet Ki Kya Aukat,
Jo Hume Thukra De.

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Phool Me "GULAB",
Nashe Me "SHARAB",
Program Me "TALLY",
Mazak Me "HASI",
Metal Me "SONA",
Dukh Me "RONA",
Pyar Me "GUM",
AUR Msg Krne Me "HUM" Famous.

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Hm Beti Ban Kr Ayen Hain Maa Baap K Jeevan Mai,
Basera Hoga Kal Hmara Kisi Or K Aangan Mai,
Kya Soch Kar Ye Reet Khuda Ne Banaai Hogi,
Kehte Hai Aaj Nhi Tou Kal Ko Beti Paraai Hogi,
De K Janam Paal Kr Hm Ko Bara Kiya,
Waqt Aane Pe Unhi Haatho Se Hm Ko Vida Kia,
Q Rishta Hmara Itna Ajib Hota Hai,
Kya Bs Yhi Hum Betiyon Ka Naseeb Hota Hai.

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Is Mausam Me Dil K Fasaane Bahut Hai,
Is Haseen Zindagi Ko Jine K Bahane Bahut Hai,
Kis-Kis Ko Karu Sms,
Kambakht Apne Is Great
"Personality" K "Dewane" Bahut Hai.

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Hum Hum Hain, Tum Tum Ho
Na Hum Kam Hain
Na Tum Kam Ho
To Kis Bat Ka Gam Hai
Sms Bhejte Raho,
Tabhi Tu Lage Ga K,
Mobile Wale Mein Dam Hai.

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