Special SMS

Question:
Luck Game
Aap Ko Is Dunia Mein
Kis Cheez Ki Bohut
Zarorat Hai.
Ek Number Select karen.
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Reply Must

Answer:
1: Girlfriend/Boyfriend Ki
2: Dosti Ki
3: Dimagh Ki
4: Sache Piyar Ki
5: Shadi Ki
6: Ek Cup Tea Ki
7: Mere Jaise Dost Ki
8: Lover Ki
9: Nokrani Ki

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I like talking with myself
because
I like dealing with a better class of person.

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The main question is not
"Where Buddha was born?"
the question is
"Is he still alive in your heart??"

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Ek sawaal...
RAJA ki Biwi ka naam
"TUMHARI"tha,
Ek din RAJA ne apni Biwi TUMHARI ko mahal k upar se dhakka de dia aur Tumhari niche gir gayi.
Aur Phir Tumhari k upar hathi ne paon rakh dia aur is tarah Tumhari mar gayi.
Ab sawaal ye hai k TUMHARI kisne maari?
Raja ne ya Haathi ne
Hanso mat,kambakto dusaro ki marwao

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"Thak Thak"
Open The Door
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Kon?
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Main
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Main Kon?
Main SMS
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Kya Chahiye?
.
Aap K Chehre Per Ek Pyari Si
:-) * SMILE *

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I aM NoT jeLOus TyPe

bUt

WhaTs mInF iS oNlY mInE

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Kagaz ki kashti thi,
Pani ka kinara tha!
Khel ki masti thi,
Dil ye awara tha!
Kaha aa gaye is Samajdari ki Duniya me,
Wo School ka Bachpana hi pyara tha!

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Fb Pe Girls 1000 Ke Note Ki
Tarah Hoti H.
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Kyu Ki
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Sala.
Hamesha Darr Laga Rhta H,
Kahi Farzi (Fake) Na Ho.

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Yar ye Kya Battamiji Hau?
Aapki Himmat Kaise Hui Ki
Aap Mere Bare Me Sabko ye Bol Rahe Ho
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Ki
I Am So Sweet
So Cute
So Nice Agar Mujhe Nazar Lag
Gayi To.

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Exams Should Be Given On Either
Facebook Or On Phone Instead Of Sheets..
Bcoz
Todays Student Have More Typing Speed Than Writing Speed..!

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