Special SMS

Agar girls make-up kr k,
Sajdhaj kr,
new dress pehan kar
shaadi,party,ya kisi function me ja
rahi ho
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Toh samajh lo
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Nxt day ya to uski fb profile pic change hogi,

ya relationship status

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Ek din ek ladki ne ladke se puchaa
kya tum mera liye jaan de sakte
ho ??

Ladke ne kuch sochte hue kaha.

""Tera liye jaan toh de du magar uska kya karu
jo roz subha ghar se nikalte hua kehti hain
beta jaldi aana.

magar uska kya karu jo roz mera
intezaar karti hain.
jo mere liye roz dua maangti
hain.
jo mere bina khaana nahi
khaati.

Main uss maa ka kya karu
I LOVE MOM

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Life me 3 gift kabhi miss mat karo
1"LOVE"god ka diya gift
2"PARENTS"gift me aaye bhagwan
3"FRIEND"god ko v nahi milne wala gift....

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Suppose u meet me 1day,and dat day is my b'day,
and u hav no money...
bt u want 2giv me a gift,
wat wud u giv?
Send me a cute ans!reply me...

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Teacher- Whats Ur name?
Boy- Hola.
Teacher- Ye kaisa Naam h?
Boy- Main Holi ke din paida hua tha
na.
Teacher- Thnx God
Ye Lodi ke din nahi paida hua!

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Never Ask A Woman Her Age..!
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A Man, His Salary..!!
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And... Now-A-Days...
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An engineering Student, His
Percentage..!!
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It Hurts……..

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4 girls sitting in group can say:"Tera
bhai bada mast dikhta hai..
Intro to karwa....
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But 4 guys in a group can never say:"
Teri Behen to mast lagti hai....
Baat karwa na yaar
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Isse kehte hain ladko ke SANSKAAR..

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# Virender Sehwag's excellent 117off 117 balls is his highest score against England, bettering the 106 at Trent Bridge in 2002.

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# Gautam Gambhir, in the course of his 45 off 111 balls, completed 2,000 runs in Tests in India, aggregating 2008 (ave 41.83) in 29 Tests.

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Kamran Akmal, Misbah-ul-Haq andShahid Afridi have played the most number of matches (20) in T20I Championships.

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