Driving styles in different countries-
1 hand on steering and 1 hand out window --- USA
1 hand on steering and 1 hand on horn--- JAPAN
1 hand on horn and 1 hand on gear listening loud music ,
1 ear on cell
1 foot on acceleration
Nothing on break
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Both eyes on female in next car
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INDIA
We are multi talented indian Rox.
Excellent Mind
Masoom Chehra
Mithi Aawaz
Khubsurat Aankhe
Perfect Personality
Khushmizaj Andaz Ye To Hui Meri
Baat
Or Batao Aap Kaisy Ho ?
Ladka : Meri us jgah hath lagao jaha haddi
na ho,
Ladki muskrate hue : Chal phir nikaal
bahar, pakdu teri
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Zuban ko...
Moral : Mere msg gande nhi hote...
Teacher- "sharab" aur "aashiqui" me
kya relation h!!!
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Pappu- jab "sharab" jyada ho jati h to
ladka ulti krta h.
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Aur jb "aashiqui" jyada ho jati h to ladki
ulti krti h.
a heart touching message by a woman...
Some one asked her.......
Are you a working woman or a house-
wife ??
She replied : Yes I am a full time working
house-wife.
I work 24 hours a day.....
I'm a "mum",
I'm a wife,
I'm a daughter,
I'm a daughter-in-law.....
I'm an Alarm clock,
I'm a Cook,
I'm a Maid,
I'm a Teacher,
I'm a waiter,
I'm a nanny,
I'm a nurse,
I'm a handyman,
I'm a Security officer,
I'm a Counsellor,
I'm a comforter,
I don't get holidays,
I don't get sick leave,
I don't get day off......
I work through day and night.....
I'm on call......
all hours and get paid with a sentence.....
"what do you do all day"
Respect Your Mother
Girl to Tennis Coach :
Racquet Kaise Pakdu ?
Coach :
Racquet Ko Aise Pakado,
Jaisey Tum Apne Boy Friend Ka ..... Pakadti Ho.
Girl :
Ab Theek Hain Na ???
Coach :
Ullu Ki Patthi ..
Muh Se Nikal Racquet
Best song of the year?
1. Lungi Dance
2. Party All Night
3. Raanjhnaa
4. Zinda
5. Badtameez Dil
6. Jeene Laga Hoon
7. Tum Hi Ho
8. Shuddh Desi Romance
9. Main Rang Sharbaton Ka
10. Sanwaar Lu
COMMENT PLZ..
मैने भगवान से पूछा:"
मेरी प्रेमिका उस गुलाब को चाहती है जो एक दिन मे ही मर जाता है ??
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लेकिन वह मुझे क्योँ नही प्यार करती, जो उसके लिये रोज मरता है??
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भगवान ने उत्तर दिया:"मस्त लाइन है..
Facebook पर डाल बहुत Likes मिलेँगे...
Now A Days Relation Start With
Poking . .
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End With Blocking.
Best Message Ever In The Galaxy..
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Do You Know Why Love Is Blind??
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Because.
Your 'MOM' Started To LOVE You
Before
Seeing Your Face