Special SMS

khud par Sabse Jyada proud
kab hota hai ?
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Jab usko Exam mein kuch na
aata ho,
Aur pichhe se teacher aake
kahe,
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Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai….
Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai

Like SMS - 55 - SMS Length: 229 Exam SMS

Life ke har pal ko Khushi se bitao,
Rone ka time kahan,sirf muskurao
Chahe ye duniya kahe PAGAL AWARA
Bas yaad rakhna"ZINDGI NA MILEGI DOBARA,,

Like SMS - 56 - SMS Length: 148 Cool SMS

Jo Mill Gya Use Muqadar Samjo,
Khud Ko Waqt Ka Sikandr Samzo,
Q Drte Ho Result Se Result Aane Tak
Khudko University Ka Topper Samzo.

Like SMS - 48 - SMS Length: 138 Cool SMS

(1) LOVER ke liye Maa-Baap se jhuth bolte hai,
par Maa-Baap ke liye LOVER se kyu nahi ?
(2) LOVER se shaadi ke liye Maa-Baap ko chod dete hai,
par Maa-Baap ke liye LOVER ko kyu nahi ?
(3) LOVER ko puchte hai khana khaya ki nahi,
par kya aaj tak yahi baat Maa-Baap se puchi hai ?
(4) LOVER ki 1 kasam se buri aadate chuth jaati hai,
par Maa-Baap ke baar-baar kehne se bhi kyu nahi chodte?
Maa-Baap ki ahmiyat hai,
to ye SMS copy kar k sabko bhejo. ya share karo..................

Like SMS - 50 - SMS Length: 487

4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayyari Nhi Ki,
Unhone 1 Manshooba Bnaya
Or Agle Din Principle Se Bole
Shir Hm Shadi Me Gye The
Raste Me Tyre Panchar Ho Gya
Hm Shari Rat Dhakka Lgate Rhe
Isliye Padh Nhi Sake.
Principle Ne Man Liya Or
Unko 1 Din Ka Or Time De Dia
Or Agle Din Un Charo Ko
4 Alag Kamro Me Bithaya
Or Sirf 1 Sawal Diya.
Q-kaunsa Tyre Panchar Tha?
1- Front Right
2- Front Left
3- Back Right
4- Back Left
Note; Agar Same Jawab Hua To Sab Pass Warna Fail.

Like SMS - 78 - SMS Length: 475 Exam SMS

4 Years,
40 Subjects,
400 Experiments,
4000 Assignments,
40000 hours
A normal human being CANNOT do it. Those super
heroes are called 'ENGINEERING STUDENTS' :)

Like SMS - 93 - SMS Length: 171 Engineers Sms

boy to frnd : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di.
Frnd : Kyun?
Boy : Meine to sirf itna pucha KAMINE film dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi BLUE film dekhoge

Like SMS - 82 - SMS Length: 151 Double Meaning SMS

Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone aaya – Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?
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Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?

Like SMS - 82 - SMS Length: 175 Double Meaning SMS

Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan kahan se aaya?
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Husband : Mein khud paresaan hu nishan dekhkar.
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.

Like SMS - 76 - SMS Length: 160 Double Meaning SMS

Zindgi me kisi mod par mat ghabrana,
Khud ka Hausla khud banana
Khud Hasna sabko Hasana
Phir b Zindgi Udas lage to Vaibhav Ko
Yaad Kar lena
Ab mera naam edit karke sabko frwrd karna..!

Like SMS - 56 - SMS Length: 189 Cool SMS