Special SMS

A- Apple
B- Bluetooth
C- Chat
D- Download
E- Email
F- Facebook
G- Google
H- HewlettPac kard
I- Iphone
J- Java
K- Kingston
L- Laptop
M- Messenger
N- Norton
O- Orkut
P- Picasa
Q- Quicktime
R- RAM
S- Server
T- TouchScreen
U- Usb
V- Vista
W- WiFi
X- XP
Y- YouTube
Z- Zorpia.
Thank God
A is still Apple

Like SMS - 40 - SMS Length: 347 Cool SMS

Dil kholo pyaar lo,
Dimaag kholo gyaan lo,
Aankhen kholo khwaab lo,
Honth kholo muskaan lo,
Kapde kholo, or..
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NAHA lo yaar !
Soch badlo,
Desh badlega.

Like SMS - 62 - SMS Length: 163 Double Meaning SMS

Dad (caught his son watchng
‘Sheela ki jawani song’) –
“Padh le beta!!
Sheela toh Exam ke baad bhi
jawan hi rahegi !

Like SMS - 52 - SMS Length: 128 Exam SMS

Andhe ki biwi ko behra utha
kar le geya,
aur gunge ne dekh liya,
to gunga andhe ko kaise batayega?
ITS A CHALLENGE

Like SMS - 60 - SMS Length: 120 Question and Answer SMS

MOVIES OF SCHOOL LIFE
Class = BARDASHT
Attendance = HERA PHERI
Class Room = NO ENTRY
Teacher = JANI DUSHMAN
Exam = EVIL DEAD
Examinar = DON
Friend During Papers = HUM AAP KE HAIN KON ?
Marking = ANDHA KANOON
Exam Time = QAYAMAT
Cheating = LAGE RAHO MUNNA BHAI
Question Paper = PAHELI
Answer Paper = KORA KAGHAZ
Result = SADMA
Pass = CHAMATKAR
Fail = DEVDAS
Future = NA TUM JANO NA HUM
HappY eXaM SeaSOn

Like SMS - 68 - SMS Length: 421 Exam SMS

English Class
Kid:" Me sleep with Dad last night
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Madam (correcting):" No beta, I slept with dad last night
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Kid:" Aap mere sone ke baad aayi hogi...

Like SMS - 52 - SMS Length: 172 Double Meaning SMS

Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka Shaadi
Ki Pehli Raat Ko Hi Qatl Kar
Diywa.
Kyunki Biwi Ki
Undergarments Mein Likha
Tha: 100% Soft & Silky. T
ested By
CHAND & SONS

Like SMS - 54 - SMS Length: 159 Double Meaning SMS

Sms karne mai hum Dabbang
hai hum
dosto ko yaad karne mai
Ready hai hum
ab to pahchan lo kon he hum
dosto ki duniya ka Boadygurd hai hum

Like SMS - 38 - SMS Length: 141 Cool SMS

Is mausam me dil k fasaane bahut hai,
is haseen zindagi ko jine k bahane bahut hai,
kis-kis ko karu sms,
kambakht apne is great "personality" k "dewane"
bahut hai.

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Movies Titles Related To Engg
Students:
Exams – Socha Na Tha
Classes – Kabhi Kabhi
Question Papers – Na Tum Jano Na Hum
Copying – Yaarana
Maths 2 – Asambhav
Maths 1 – Mission Impossible
Environmental Sciences – Pyaar Mein Kabhi Kabhi
1st Semester – Kuch To Hai
2nd semester – Ye Kya Ho Raha Hai
Distinction – Kal Ho Na Ho
1st Class – Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman
2nd Class – Dil Mange More
Fail – Phir Milenge..

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