Special SMS

Vo Soti Rahi Main Karta Raha,
Intzaar Us Ke Jagne Ka;
Abhi Uske Haath Me Rakha Hi
Tha Ke Choot Gaya,
Phool Gulab Ka;
Usne Kaha Piche Se Nahi Aage Se Karo,
Deedar Mere Husn-e-shabab Ka;
Usne Kaha Bada Maja Aata H
Jab Andar Jata Ha,
Kano Me Ek Ek Lafz Tere Pyar Ka.

Like SMS - 63 - SMS Length: 272 Double Meaning SMS

Lady To Rikshwalla
"...Under Tak Jaayega?"
Rikshawalla "Bilkul Jaayega Madam
Aapke Liye Toh Khada Kiya
Hai."
Lady "Thik Hai Toh,
Ghumake Phicche Se Le Lo.."

Like SMS - 60 - SMS Length: 163 Double Meaning SMS

Koi BOOK Aisi Milti Jis Pe Dil
Luta Dete
Har Subject Ne Dimag Khaya
Kisi 1 Ko Nipta Dete
Ab Syllabs Dekh Kar Ye Sochte
Hen K 1 Mahina Or Hota To Dunia Hila
Detey.

Like SMS - 84 - SMS Length: 168 Exam SMS

hum jeete ik bar hain
marte ik bar hain
pyar v ik bar karte hain
shaadi v ik bar karte hain
ti fir ye EXAMS bar bar Q? jago student jago!!!!

Like SMS - 76 - SMS Length: 144 Exam SMS

1000 pages ki book kitne din
me padhi ja sakti h,
WRITER- 6 months
DOCTOR- 2 months
LAWYER- 1 month
Engg. student-ye batao exam kab hai..
raat bhar mai nipta denge

Like SMS - 137 - SMS Length: 169 Exam SMS - Engineers Sms

AEROPLANE:
Wright brothrs
CYCLE:
Macmillan
TELEPHONE:
Graham Bell TELESCOPE:
Galileo
EXAMS:??
Dhoondo SAALE ko!
Mil k marenge!

Like SMS - 75 - SMS Length: 135 Exam SMS

C.B.S.E. pesh karta h khas 3rd
March. se 3 ghante ka
rangarang karyakrm,
"UD GAYE TOTE" watch live in
examination hall n experience
d thunder...
ana jarur

Like SMS - 52 - SMS Length: 161 Exam SMS

Agr question papr tuff lge
ya smajh me na aye to ek
gehri sans lo aur zor se chillao
kamino fail hi karna he to
exam kyo lete ho...!?

Like SMS - 50 - SMS Length: 137 Exam SMS

bhikari: Bahen Bhuka Hu
bhagwan KE Naam PE Khana De Do
Behan: Khana Abi Ni Paka
bhikari: FaceBook Pe BABA Pappu K Nam Se H
khana Pak Jae To Wall Pe Update Kar Dena

Like SMS - 80 - SMS Length: 167 Facebook SMS

Boy: Do yu lOve me?
Girl: Yes-
Boy starts running
Gal: where r yu going?
Boy: I’m going to update my
relationship status on facebook-

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