Special SMS

Bete Ne Maa K Kandhe Pe Apna Sar Rakh Kr Poochha:
Maa Kab Tak Apne Kandhe Pe Sone Dogi?
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Maa Ne Hanste Howe Kaha
Jab Tak Log Mujhe Kandhon Pe Na Utha Lein.
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Respect Ur Parents...
Plz Agar Unhe Kuch De Ni Skte Ho
To Unhe Hurt B Kabhi Na Karna.

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January- Moody
February- Romantic
March- Independent
April- Frank
May- Proud
June- Social
July- Aggressive
August- Faithful
September- Beautiful
October- Multi-Talented
November- Sensitive
December- Loving
Which One Are U???

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Agar mere paas white rumal ho
or apke hath me black marker
to aap mere rumal par kya likhna chahoge
jo muze life time yaad rahe...

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Ye Jaroori Nahi Ki Insaan Sirf Aag Se Hi Jale
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! '.....(>
! < !__

Log Mere Style Se Bhi Jal Jate Hai.

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1 Test Jo Batayega Apko Khane me Kya Pasand Hai?

1-9 Tak Koi 1 no. Socho,

Ab 3 se Multiply Kro

Ab Usme 3 Add Kro

Fir 3 se Multiply Kro

Ab Jo Ans Aaye Uski Dono Digit Ko Aapas me Jodo..

1.Kheer
2.Paneer
3.Pizza
4.Rasgulle
5.Burgar
6.Gulabjamun
7.Chowmein
8.Ice cream
9. GoBaR

Ans MujHe Jarur Batana.

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Naukar - Malik Apka Yeh KUTTA Toh Ek Dum Insan Ke Jaisa Dikhta Hai, Kya Khilate Ho ?
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Malik - Saale Ye Mera Beta Hai I.I.T Ki Tayyari Karte-Karte Aisa Dikhne Laga Hai..

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My Simple Attitude:
I'm Not Single
And
I'm Not Committed..
I'm Simply On Reserve
For
The One Who Deserves..!

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Excellent Attitude:
"I Am Not Saying That I Am
Special..
I Am Just One Of Gods Limited
Editions..!"

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1st Girl To Another:
Kal Sapne Main Mujhe Koi Chaqoo Maar Raha Tha.
2nd Girl:
Tu daar Mat,
Agar sapnay sach hotay To main rozana PREGNENT hoti.

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Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete

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