Special SMS

MATHS MAGIC…….
9 X 9 + 7 = 88
98 X 9 + 6 = 888
987 X 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 X 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 X 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 X 9 + 2 = 8888888

Like SMS - 136 - SMS Length: 148 General Knowledge SMS

5 signs to be an student student
1. Jo samajh na aaye.... Declare it out of course..
2. Har semester ke end mein ye elaan karna ke agla
semester start hote hi padhna hai..
3. Apna cell off kar ke padhna aur 5-5 minute baad
on kar ke dekhna ki koi msg to nhi aaya??
4. Group study ke dauran baar-baar ye kahna ke
'ab kisi ne koi bakwaas ki to gaaliya khayega'
5. Padhne se pehle pages count karna aur phir "chor
yaar ab mood nhi hora Kall se pakkkaa padhai
shuruuu..

Like SMS - 74 - SMS Length: 477 Exam SMS

Exams Ka Saya Hai,
Exam Ke Dino Mein Sukh Kisne Paya Hai?
Duniya Wale Kehte Hain Ache Number Lo,
Par Inhe Kaun Samjhaye Yeh To Moh Maya Hai!!

Like SMS - 74 - SMS Length: 146 Exam SMS

SAWALO KE JAWAB DO.....
1) MATAR,TAMATAR TISRI SBZI KA NAAM JISME "TAR" HO
2) KABUTAR,TEETAR TISRA PANCHI JISKE NAAM KE LAST ME "TAR" HO..

Like SMS - 134 - SMS Length: 146 Question and Answer SMS

Degrees Of Girls!
Send it to Your Friendz and See k Wo Tumhe konsi Degree denge?
B.A: Beautiful Angel
B.E: Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc: Beautiful Stupid Chulbuli
B.L: Beautifully Loyal
MBBS: Much Beautiful But Stupid
B.COM: Basically Confidence of Mohabbat
B.B.A: Beauty Bold & Active
L.L.B:Love 4 Loyal Boy
Ph.D:Perfect Heart Dream Girl.
But Reply Me First. !

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Fb me har ladke ki problem.
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Gharwaalo ko lagta hai kahi humara
ladka Love marriage na kar le.
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Par unhe kya pata yaha to Ladkiyan

ADD bhi nahi karti.
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Love marriage to door ki baat hai...

Like SMS - 75 - SMS Length: 321 Facebook SMS

Bachapan ka zamana hota tha,
khushion ka khajana hota tha,
chahat chand ko pakadne ki hoti thi.
Dil titli ka dewana hota tha,
thak har ke school se aana par khelne bhi jana hota tha,
papa ki dant galti par
mummy ka manana hota tha.
dadi ki kahani hoti thi
parion ka fasana hota tha,
rone ki wajah na hoti thi,
na hasane ka bahana hota tha.
Har khel me sathi hote the ,
Har mausam suhana hota tha.
AB NAHI RAHI WOH JINDAGI ,
AISA BACHAPAN KA ZAMANA HOTA THA.

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Padh lo ab ..!!!
Ek ladki ko english bolne ka bahut shouk tha.

shadi ki 1st night pe usse pata chala ke uske patti ka ek pair nhi hai.
Woh ghar aa ke apni maa se boli mom mere husband ka sirf ek foot hai.
Maa heran ho ke boli,, hey Bhagwan,, beti aur tuje kitna bada chahiye?

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Ekk Ladki Ko Ladke Wale
Dekh Kar
Jaten Hai,
then Ladki Ki Maa Ladki
Se Puchti
Hai.
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Maa: “ Beti, Ladka
Pasand
Aya..........?”
Beti:“ Ladka To Theek
Hai,
Par Thoda Chota Hai. ”
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Maa:“Beti , TV 14 Inch
Ka Ho Ya 29
Inch Ka,
Remote To 7 Inch Ka Hi
Hota Hai.
jo smjh gya thoko like.

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Mujhe Aasmano Mein Udne Ka Shok Hain
Parindo Ke Beech Khelne Ka Shok Hain,
Agar Mjhe Jaanna Ho To Jara Dur Se Hi Jaanna
Mai Parwana Hu Mjhe Aag Me Jalne Ka Shok H

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