Special SMS

-Exam me fail hone ki wajah?
.
Sidha jawab=>
1 saal k 365din
.
8 ghante sone k,
pure saal k 122din
365-122=243
Diwali & summr vacation 61 din
243-61=182din
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52 sunday
182-52=130din
.
Festival k 40
Collage festival 15din
130-55=75 din
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Khane pine nahane k 3ghante k hisab se 46din
75-46=29din
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Roj 1ghanta dosto k= 15din
29-15=14din
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Ab 10 din to bimar rehte h
14-10=4 din
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Exam k time b t.V dekhne k 3din
4-3=1 din bacha
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Yaar,1 saal me 1 din hi to brthday ata h
Ab b'day k din kon padhe.

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Which Country Won This Year's Davis Cup?
=Spain
*When Was Gateway of India Opened?
=December 4 1924
=Foundation Was Laid in March 1911

*Kya aapko malum h ki kis Country me ek bhi Nadi(River) nahi h?
=SAUDI ARAB
*Which is Most populated state in india?
=Utter pradesh.

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Countries & his Independence Date:
Afghanistan: 19th August
Armenia:28th May
Australia:4th January
U.S.A: 4th July
Bangladesh: 16th December.

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“Knowledge”
“Jalebi” Ko English Mein “SYRUP FILLED RING”
Aur
“Pakoray” Ko English main “FRITTERS” Kehte Hein
Kuch seekh lo yar.har waqt pochtay rehte ho sabse
(-,-)
_//_
Main tou bachpan se hi intelligent hon;-)B-)
( ‘.’)/’
/) (
_/ /_
Ab batao beta k chocolate ko urdu me kia khte hain.

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Choose Any One Sweet
Then I Will Tell U K Apko Shadi Krne Ki Ktni Jaldi He?? 1.Laddu
2.Jalebi
3.Gulab Jamun
4.Ras Gulla
5.Barfi
6.Ras Malai
Rply Must…
Answers:
Laddu:Ab Ho Jani Chahye.
Jalebi:Shadi Me Rakha Hi Kia He.
Gulab Jamun:Boht Talab He Wo Din Kab Aega?
Ras Gulla:Abhi Kafi Time He.
Barfi:Jab Hona Hogi Ho Jaygi.
Ras Malai:Kal Hi Ho Jani Chahiye..

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Aaj ka Taaza Sawal?
Larki / Larkay ko Engagement k Baad Phone par baat krni chahiye ya nahi?
Han to Q?
Nahi to Q Nahi?
Reply must with Reason Plz .

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3 friend hotal main lunch kerny gy aur bill 75rupees bana
3 dosto nay 25 25 25 rupess dydiy
then hotal manager ny 70 rupess rhak ker 5 rupess waiter ko wapis dy diy
so waiter nay 1 1 1 rupea 3 friends ko a ker dy dia
aur 2 rupes app rhak liye
mutlab 3 friends nay 24+24+24rupees bill dia
so 24+24+24=72+2 rupess waiter ky total=74
bany aik rupia kidher gya.

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2_|_6_|_4_
_1_|_5_|_7_
_3_|_8_|_9_
in number's ko is tarha arrange karein k jis taraf se b add karein '15' answer aaye.

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Question:Select Any Lucky Box...
Pata chale ga k
Aap 2014 Mein kya paane wale hein?
Box P
Box K
Box A
Box F
Box R
Box S
Box M
Box H
Box G
Reply Must
Answer:
Box P = Kuch Nahi
Box K = Kamyabyan
Box A = 1 Chahne Wala
Box F = Dolat
Box R = Olaad
Box S = Sacha Pyaar
Box M = Bohut Rishte
Box H = Dil Ki Khuwahish Puri Hogi
Box G = Shaadi Hogi.

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Question:Dosti Ka Rishta.............?
Plz Select Any 1 Number.
445, 663, 999, 881, 554,
345, 777,685, 468
Answer:
445, Matlabi
663, Love
999, Dhoka
881, Time Paas
554, Hamdardi
345, Dil Ka
777, Dosti Unlimited
685, Khobsurat Ehsaas
468, Sincerity

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