Special SMS

वो क्या चीज है?

जो साल मेँ 1 बार
महीनेँ मे 2 बार
हफ्ते मेँ 4 बार और
दिन मेँ 6 बार आती है

REPLY.

Like SMS - 228 - SMS Length: 224 Question and Answer SMS

Miss (school me)- jo bachha hame 1 se 10 tk ginti sunayega use hm hath par ek kiss denge,aur jo 100 tk sunayega use gaal par 2 kiss denge.
Ek bachha bola- miss tb to bistar laga lo.
Miss- kyo?
Bachha- hame to puri book yad h.

Like SMS - 62 - SMS Length: 232 Double Meaning SMS

Mohabbatein ENGINEERING version
1 student tha deewana sa,
1subject pe wo marta tha,
books uthakar, chasma lagakar,
library se gujra krta tha,
kuch padhna tha shayad usko,
jaane kisse darta tha,
jab bhi milta tha mujhse pucha krta tha ,
ye pass kaise haota h yaar,
ye paass kaise hota h yaar,
or main bas ye keh pata tha
KITABEIN KHULI YA HO BAND
PADHNA LAST NIGHT KO HI HOTA HAI,
KAISE KAHO MAIN O YAARA YE PASSAISE HI HOTA H.

Like SMS - 87 - SMS Length: 443 Engineers Sms

Kaali kaali khaali raato se hone lagi

Hai dostiiii.. ;-)

Khoya khoya main Kitabo main

Aata mujhe, kuch bhi nahi..:-/

Har Problem har Concept main kaise sehta hu....:-|

Har pal har lamha main khud se ye kehta rehta hun..

Tujhe bhula diya...

Tujhe bhula diya...:-(

phir kyon tere syllabus ne mujhe

Rula diya..

Mujhe rula diya...

Like SMS - 78 - SMS Length: 360 Exam SMS

Que. EK GHANTA PADHNE...
Aur 1 GHANTA NHI PADHNE SE KYA FARAQ PADTA HAI...?
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Ans. GHANTA FARAQ PADTA HAI...!!

Like SMS - 83 - SMS Length: 123 Exam SMS

chenni student:- exam was ok.
banglore student:- exam thik tha.
punjab student:- exam badiya tha.
u.p. student:- exam ko mar goli saath wali
ladki set ho gyi yaar......

Like SMS - 80 - SMS Length: 176 Exam SMS

During examz..!!
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Dost Barabar likh rha hai..!!
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2nd frnd continously saying,
''Kutte kuch bta de''
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1st frnd Reply : Mujhe khud
kuch Nh aata hai..
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2nd frnd's Ultimate Answer : Toh apne
baap ko luv letter likh rha hai kya?

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Most Common Dialogues During Exam:
1. Saale kitna likhega.. ??
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2. Abe zor se bol na kuch sunai nai de
raha... :p
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3. Ma’am I was asking for the eraser :(
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4. Bata na fattu koi nai dekh raha:/
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5. Yaar ye chapter kab karvaya tha..??
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6. Yar ek din or mil jaata to padh lete
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7. WTF..!!
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8. Paper kisne set kiya hai..??
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9. Paper kaisa tha.. ??
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10. sheet ko thora right main rakhna aur
khud thora khisak ke beth...han abb dikhayi
dee raha hai..:D
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And The Famous one
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11. Bhagwaan bus is baar paas kardo.. Maa
Kasam..
next tym acche se padhayi
karunga....

Like SMS - 83 - SMS Length: 602 Exam SMS

3 Rishtey 3 waqt par hi pehchane jate hai:
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1-Aulaad: Budhapey mein
2-Dost: Musibat mein, or
3-Girlfriend: Thand mein.. =))
Agree ???

Like SMS - 54 - SMS Length: 157 Cool SMS

Boy jab fail ho jaye to....
mom 3 words kehti hai: " AUR JAA GHUMNE "
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Gf bhi 3 words kehti hai:"SHARM NAHI AATI "
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Aur dost bhi 3 words hi kehtehain but dil jeet lete hain
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" Abe Tu Bhi "

Like SMS - 75 - SMS Length: 204 Exam SMS