Special SMS

Papu ne ek ladki ko propose kiya through msg ..
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Ladki ne 2din mein us papu se shaadi karli...!
yeh sochkar ki koi itna saara pyaar kaise kar sakta hai..!
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socho papu ne kya kaha hoga??
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I love u utna,
ENGINEERING ka syllabus hai jitna...!

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Use Dekh Kar Pakadne Ko Dil Chahata...
Pakad Kar Dabane Ko Dil Chahata...
Daba Kar Chuse Ne Ko Ko Jee Chahata
Hai Kya Kare Yaar...
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Aam Ka Season Saal Mein Ek Baar Hi To Aata Hai...

Like SMS - 85 - SMS Length: 231 Double Meaning SMS

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

Like SMS - 70 - SMS Length: 188 Double Meaning SMS

Sehwag Ki Biwi Ne Talaq Manga
Judge : Talaq Kyu..?
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Wife : Aate Hi Shot Lagana Shuru
Kar Deta Hai Aur Jaldi Out Ho Jata
Hai
Ball Ki Taraf To Dekhta Bhi Nahi..!

Like SMS - 67 - SMS Length: 166 Double Meaning SMS

Guzre Hue Exam Ko Yad
Na Krna
Answr Sheet Me Jo Likha He
Uski Fariyad Na Krna
Jo Hoga Wo Hoga
Uski Fikar Me Apne Holidays Barbad Na karna

Like SMS - 90 - SMS Length: 142 Exam SMS

Zaruri Nahi Ki Insaan Sirf Aag Se Jale..!!
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Kuch Log Mere Style Se Bhi Jalte Hai..!!

Like SMS - 61 - SMS Length: 153 Cool SMS

Raat Ko Kitab Mujhe Dekhti Rahi
Neend Mujhe Apni Aur Ghasit Ti Rahi
Neend Ka Jhoka Mera Man Moh Gaya
Aur 1 Raat Phir Ye Padhaku Bina Padhe Hi So Gaya.

Like SMS - 87 - SMS Length: 155 Exam SMS

Dhabe Pe Pati Ne 1 Banana Shake
And Patni Ne 2 Mosami Juice Peeye..
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Counter Pe Payment Ke Time Waiter
Ne Awaaz Di..
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Bhaiya Ka 1 Kela Aur Bhabhi Ji Ka
2 Mosami Kaat Lena..!

Like SMS - 67 - SMS Length: 182 Double Meaning SMS

Most Confusing Double Meaning Joke.
Girl: Aaj Office Jate Hi
Boss Mujhpe Chad Gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main
"Late Gayi"
Thi...

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Line marne ke bahut se tarike hai jin
me se 3 mazedar ye hain
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1. Pencil se

2. Pen se

3. Marker se

Kabhi to sidha socha kar
Happy Sunday

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