Special SMS

Suppose you got:
.
.
2 missed calls frm ur love.
2 missed calls frm ur mom
3 missed calls frm u boss 6 missed calls frm ur ex
..
Who would you call 1st...!!!

Like SMS - 139 - SMS Length: 164 Question and Answer SMS

97% aap intelligent ho
94% Aap sweet ho
36% aap cute ho
36% aap badmash ho
68% aap pagal ho...
Ise chohdo ihin no. Ko mila kr muje call kro.

Like SMS - 73 - SMS Length: 145 Cool SMS

Dosti kya hai?
Ans-
pyaar kya hai?
Ans-
rishta kya hai?
Ans-
zindagi kya hai?
Ans-
Is sawal ke ans FILM ke naam hone chahiye..reply

Like SMS - 168 - SMS Length: 139 Question and Answer SMS

MESSAGE ek masti hai,

ye CALL Se sasti hai,

neendo ko udati hai,

dimag ko pakati hai,

lekin kuch bhi ho yaar,ek dusr ki yaad toh dilati hai.:-)

Like SMS - 50 - SMS Length: 155 Cool SMS

What is the most popular word that starts with F Ends with K
.
.
.
THINK
.
.
Its FacEBooK.
Apne ne jo socha wo v 2nd most popular hai....

Like SMS - 76 - SMS Length: 145 Double Meaning SMS

MauSiyo kA saMay nHi aBhi
thaHraaV ka waQt Nhi,
khud ko looZer kah nhi sakTa.
ky0ki baHut kuch paaNa hAi aBhi.

Like SMS - 50 - SMS Length: 113 Cool SMS

'Real life' is really great,
but
Facebook seems to be so addictive..
It's just another world we connect
to within a chaotic world of ours...

Like SMS - 57 - SMS Length: 144 Facebook SMS

INDIA
I - INTELLIGENT
N - NATION
D - DEVELOPING
I - IN
A - ALL SECTOR Proud to be an INDIAN.

Like SMS - 45 - SMS Length: 99 Cool SMS

Secret of success:
1. Top mat karo warna log tumse
jalenge.
2. Class me late jao, har teacher tumhe
yaad rakhega.
3. Nakal ka chance ho to padho mat.
4. Zyada padhne se time waste
hota hai,time kharab karna
buri bat hai..
5. Kabhi viva mat do b’coz
bezzati ke 2 marks se izzat
ke 0 marks acche hote hai…

Like SMS - 65 - SMS Length: 318 Cool SMS

School main aik Fail student
k PAPA Teacher say:
"Madam thora aap tight rakho,
Thora main zor lagata hun,
.
.
.
.
Umeed hai iss saal bacha nikal he jayega.
Inko samajh ayi wo Like kare,
Baaki bachay POGO daikhen. ..
Bigde shehzaade.

Like SMS - 198 - SMS Length: 243 Double Meaning SMS