Special SMS

Agar Kabhi hum sms na kare
To dil chota na karna..
Bas dil par hat rakhna or kehna
"Shayad aaj humara dost mobile se nahi,
Dil se yaad kar raha he".

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What is Ur Favourite Color..??
No cheating.
1. Red - Romantic
2. Black - Hot
3. White - Simple
4. Blue - Romantic
5. Green - Always Happy
6. Yellow - Attitude
7. Pink - Cute
8. Orange - Sweet
9. Brown - Gorgeous...

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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

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AAP KA HASNA,
AAP KA CHALNA,
AAP KI WO STYLE,
AAP KI IN AADAOON KI HUMNE SAVE KARLI HAI EK FILE,
AB AUR NAHI SAH SAKTE HUM INTEZAAR,
HUMARE DIL KI SITE PE JALDI ENTER KARO YAAR.

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Taange Utha Ke Karo, Taange Faila Ke
Karo;
Ghuma Ghuma Ke Karo, Aagge
Peechay Dono Taraf Karo;
Jitna Karoge Utna Halka Mehsoos
Hoga...
Oye, I am talking about Yoga!

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I commented on her status:-
"happy holi"
She:- Same to you.
I edited my comment and changed to
" I Love You"
*BLOCKED*

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Kabhi Kabhi Dil Chahta Hai Kuch
Aisa Ho
Jaye
Paper ho par Result na aye,
Class ho par Teachr na aye,
Bus me baithe par School n
jaye,
Picnic jaye or Wapis na aye,
Hafte me 3 din ho or
fir Sunday aye,
Sote rahe Dinbhar,
Shaam ko Ghumne jaye,
Hum bilkul na Padhe or
Pass ho jaye,
Sab dost sath rahe or
Chuttiyan manaye,
Jise chahte he Dil se
vo Apna ho jaye,
Barish me Bhige or
Zor se gae,
"Duniya ko bhul kar fir Bachche ban jaye"
Bheed se dur ek Duniya banaye,
Sari Zindgi bas yu hi kat jaye,
Kash ye sare Sapne Sach ho
jaye,
Kabhi Kabhi Dil Chahta Hai Kuch
Aisa Ho
Jaye.....!!!!

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mere baare mein likho,
1.ek acchi baat
ans.
2.ek buri baat
ans.
3.ek request
ans
4.ek salah
ans
5.ek gift
ans
6.ek naam
ans
plz reply fast,m waiting

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Ladrkiyo,n ki jeans mein (chain) kyun hoti hai..
jab ki uska koi use nahi hota?

Reply must agar nahi pata to is SMS ko aag ki tarah faila do,
mujhe jawab chahiye..??

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A Girl Asked Pappu !!!
Woh Kya Hai Jo Cow Ke
Paas 4 Hai Aur Mere Paas 2 Hai?






Pappu: Legs.
Girl: Woh Kya Hai Jo Tumhari
Paint Ke Andar Hai Aur Meri
Salwar Ke Andar Nahi Hai?





Pappu: Paise.
Girl: Woh Kya Jo Log Din Me Lene
Ke Bajay Raat Me Bistar Pe Lete Hai?





Pappu: Neend.




Girl: Woh Kya Hai Jo Ladki Pahli
Bar Karwate Huye Pain Ki Wajah Se Roti Hai?





Pappu: Kaan Me Chhed,



Moral: Aap Bhi Apni Niyat Pappu Ki
Tarah Saaf Rakhen.

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