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Special SMS
old generaтιon:
"neki kr, dariya me daal"
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new generaтιon:
"kuch b kr, facebook pe daal''
Me: I think I like this girl..
she: Really? Who?
Me: ummm, she kinda looks like you.
she: awwww! Is it me?
Me: No, Your Sister.
she:………..
*Blocked*
Smile:-) increases value of face.
Anger;-> spoils beauty of soul.
Faith is force of life.
Confidence is companion of success..so keep smiling:-)
Height Of Social Networking:
A girl's facebook status: I'm online
from Toilet ..!!
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Her Sis commented on status:''come
out fast, I'm getting emergency!!
Engineering student sitting with his Girlfrnd in
Restaurant
Drinking BEER and says:" I Love yOuuu
Girlfrnd:" is it yOu Or the BEER talking ??
Student:" its me, Talking tO my BEER,
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yOu Shut up
Praise the Lord.:)
Nothing is better than the fear of the LORD,
and nothing sweeter than to heed the commandments of the LORD.
Kisi Ko Hurt Karne Se Pehle Khud Hurt Ho Kar Dekho...
Kisiko Badnaam Karne Se Pehle Khud Badnaam Ho Kar Dekho...
Arey Ladkiyan To Laakhon Milenge Lekin Ek
Baar Apni Maa-baap Se Pyaar Karke To Dekho...
Aaj Ki Pyaari Baat....
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Agar Ek Haara Hua Insan Harne Ke Bad Bhi
Smile Kare,
To Jitnewala Apni Jeet Ki Khushi kho Deta Hai,
♥♥.
That Is The Power Of Smile....
So Keep Smiling.
Mor Nachte Hue Bhi Rota Hai,
Aur Hans Marte Hue Bhi Gaata Hai.
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Ye Zindagi Ka Funda Hai..
.
Dukho Wali Raat Neend Nahi Aati,
Aur Khushi Wali Raat Kaun Sota Hai..
3 friend hotal main lunch kerny gy aur bill 75rupees bana
3 dosto nay 25 25 25 rupess dydiy
then hotal manager ny 70 rupess rhak ker 5 rupess waiter ko wapis dy diy
so waiter nay 1 1 1 rupea 3 friends ko a ker dy dia
aur 2 rupes app rhak liye
mutlab 3 friends nay 24+24+24rupees bill dia
so 24+24+24=72+2 rupess waiter ky total=74
bataiye ki aik rupia kidher gya.
