2 countries got independence in 1947 . one country reached mars and other country is still trying to enter India..
Ek Ladki Bus Mein Apne Boyfriend Ki Godh Mein Beithi Thi.
Ladki Ne Conductor Se Kaha: “Bus Dheere Chalao Jhatke Bahut Lagte Hai”
Conductor: “Oye Madam, Godi MeinSe Uth Ke Dekh Bus To Kab Se Khadi Hai“
Bachpan me pucha gaya sabse
jyada sawal,
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"Bade hokar kya karna chahte ho
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Aaj jakar uska jawab mila ..
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Firse Bachpan Jeena chahte hai..
Ek BACHPAN ka ZAMANA tha,
khushiyo ka khazana tha..
Chahat Chaand ko pane ki,
DIL titli ka Diwana tha..
khabar na thi kuch Subah ki,
Na Shaam ka thikana tha..
Thak-haar ke aana school se,
Par khelne bhi jana tha..
Dadi ki kahani thi,
Pariyo ka fasana tha..
zindgi me jo chiz asani se mile
-dhokha
jo muskil se mile
-khushi
aur jo bade nasib walo ko mile?
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ab main apni taarif khud kaise karu.
Ladki ki Lo
Ya
Aurat ki Lo
Jawan ki Lo
Ya
Buddhi ki
Jiski bhi Mile
Le Lo
Qki
Pata Nhi Kab
KisKi
"DUA"
Kaam aa jaye.
or
Zindgi badal jaye.
Some interesting facts of MOM...The Mars Mission
1. INDIA becomes the first country in the world to do so in
its maiden attempt, leaving behind US, Europe and Russia.
2. INDIA becomes the only Asian country in the world so
far to successfully accomplish this mission , not even
China.
3. INDIA completes this mission in just 450 crores, 1/10th
of the cost incurred by NASA for similar Misson 'Maven'.
4. It's less than the cost of many of the Hollywood movies.
5. This mission has been executed without any association
with any foreign country. ..its completely indigenous.
6. The spacecraft has travelled more than 650 crore
kilometres in around 300 days to complete this journey.
Share to the maximum. ..its much more prestigious than
any world cup or any other achievement....
Old Couple went to Dubai...
Man Got into romantic Mood & said
"Dear pehle room pe chale ya Burj Khalifa pe ?
Wife:"ROOM hi chalo ,
Burj Khalifa to kal bhi KHADA Rahega"
Barsat Ki Raat,..Bhigi Ladki,..Bhiga Badan,...Bhige Hoth,..Bhigi Julfein,..Bhige Kapde,..Sundar Or Akeli....Use Dekhkar pappu ne bola:-.....
..Ye Kal 100% Bimar Padegi.
kabhi acha bhi soch liya karo
har tym gandi baat soch bdlo tbhi toh desh badlega
Puchta Hai Jab Koi Mujhse Ki
Duniya Me
Muhbbat Ab Bchi Hai Kaha??
Muskura Deta Hun Mai Or
Yad Aa Jati Hai.
"Maa"!!