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The Shortest Relation in Life is
Between
Students & Books
They Get Commited Couple of Days before Exam
&
After Exam..
Break Up ;)
Guzri hui exam ko yad na karna,
Answr sheet me kya likha uski fariyad na karna,
jo hoga vo hokar rahega
us tension me apna vacation barbad nakrna.
Introducing T20 exam format-
1.Reduce exam time by 1 hr & marks by 20.
2.Introduce break time after each 15 Mins.
3.Give free hit marks for unexpected questions.
4.1st 30 mints power play.That is no supervisor in the classs.
5.Cheer girls in every class.They'll dance on every additional sheet taken by students.
Usko Paane K Liye to Mai Bhagwan Se Bhi Lad
Leta..
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Par Fir
Socha,
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'Exams Chal rahe hai..
Bhagwan Se Panga Thik Nahi
Stdnt K dard ko colag wale kya jane,
colag K riwaz parents kya jane,
Hoti H ktni taklif 1-1 parce nikalne me,
Copy chk karne wala ky Jane
exams ke 4din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI.
A Good teacher is who tels u 2 stdy hard !
But a Best teachr is 1, who
stands outside the exam hall and shouts
"Oye kamino checking wale aa gye parche Jaldi chipalo."
If U Pass in Exms
Mom's words:
Bohut khushi ki bat
Dad's wrds:
Mera beta sher hai
Lvr's wrds:
So sweet
Frnd's wrds:
Kameeney tu padha kab..?
Behind every FAIL student there's a HOT girlfriend &
what about TOPPERS?
A HOT Teacher-jiski wajah se kamine sare classes attend karte he..!
3 ways to write exam:
Looking up for
'INSPIRATION',
Looking down for
'CONCENTRATION',
Looking around for 'INFORMATION'
