LuV STORY OF ENGINEER: :P
I was in 12th
She was in 12th
I got B.Tech
She got BBA
I was doing B.Tech
She got MBA
I was preparing 4 M.TECH entrance
She got married
I m doing M.TECH
She's d mother of 2 children
I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st stndrd,
I became DOCTRATE
Hr daughtr passd 10th,
I hav joined job.
Hr Daughtr joined College.
The Greatest irony-
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Today is my ENGAGEMENT
&Her daughtr is my WIFE
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Agle Janam Salaa ARTS hi Lunga.
East or west Arts is d best...
IN 2018., . .
BIKHARI : Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de. ENGINEAR : Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le. .
BIKHARI : Tjhe chahiye to meri M.tech ki rakh le
"Can u prov papa=mama?"
IAS-Imposible!
Doctor-No!
Engineers start solving-
f=ma
p.a=ma
On squaring,
pa.pa=ma.ma
4 Saal lagte hain ek insaan ko engineer ban-ne mein...
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Wo wapas insaan nahi ban sakta..
If engineers buy ipl team the Names of the teams would be
1.RAJASTHAN RECTIFIERS
2.KOLKATA FUSE WIRES
3.MUMBAI INDICATORS
4.DELHI T****T BEARINGS
5.DECCAN CAPACITORS
6.CHENNAI SUPER CONDUCTORS
7.BANGALORE BACKLOGGERS
8.PUNJAB P-N JUNCTIONS
Maths Magic:
ur Cell number's
last digit,
x 2,
+ 5,
x 50,
+ ur age,
+ 365,
&
- 615.
The last number is ur age and 1st number is ur cell's last number number... TRY IT!
If Electrical Engineers make
Hindi films
The names will be like this
*Current Ho Na Ho*
*Jaanam Supply karo*
*Circuit wale Inductor Lejayenge*
*Kabhi AC Kabhi DC*
*Hamara IC Aap ke Paas He*
*Fuse Lagaya to Darna Kya*
*Capacitor No.1*
*Hum Signal De Chuke Sanam*
*Fuse to udna hi tha
Pyar ko zindgi ki BEARING kahte h
career ko zindgi ki STERING khte h
jaha machine ko smbhalte-smbhalte Admi machine bn jata h
use ENGINERING kahte he.
Exam ki raat student ne toss kiya,
head aaya to sona h,
tel aaya to film dekne jana h,
khda rha to gana sunuga
agar hawa me rha to maa kasam rat bhar padunga..
Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya