R U emotionally numb..?
Creatively challenged..?
Artistically void..?
Socially outcast..?
Financially zero..?
Congratulations..
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U r an ENGINEER..!
Good News!
All Engineering Exams will now be only Objective Type.
Example:
3 + 3 = ?
Options:
A: 6
B: Six
C: VI
D: 6.0
Hl,
V r d Building Of imagin.
V r d Runing Gears of Success
V r d Amplfiers of Progress,
We r d CPU of Society.
Yes We r d 'ENGINEERS'
"Hpy Engineers Day!"
Attitude at exam!!!!
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teacher-Kuch kiya bhi hai ya aise hi aa gaye???
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student-sir, breakfast karke aaya hu, or aap??
Doc. nd engg. loved da same gal..
Doc. gives her a rose
Bt engg. gives her an apple daily.
Dr. asks- y??
Engr- AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOC AWAY!!!
Enginr Rocks
Banner in front of Engineering collage....
By its chairman
" Drive slowly don't kill the student, leave them to us its our duty. we do it in a legal way...."
We build the world (Civil)
We create the magic world (CS,IT)
We connect the world (EC)
We are the powers (EE)
We move the world (Mechanical)
Proud 2 be an ENGNR
Doctor to engg. student:apke report me cancer ki ganth aai hai
(engg. bahut roya)
Bad me doctor ne pu6a: re-checking me to nikal jayegi na?
Ek engineering ke student ne hostel se apne father ko letter likha-
NO MONEY,
NO FUN,
YOUR SON.
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Jawab aaya-
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How Sad,
Very Bad,
Your DAD.
4 Years,
40 Subjects,
400 Experiments,
4000 Assignments,
40000 hours
A normal human being CANNOT do it. Those super heroes are called 'ENGINEERING STUDENTS' :)
Happy Engineers Day