Special SMS

Girl:It's 2 tight
Boy:Don't worry,I'll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can't,
Gal:It's painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We'll buy new WEDDING RING!

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What's an average 6 inch long
Inside a guys pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive.

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'He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
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BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

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Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi, Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo.
Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha.
Larki: Sorakh par Ungli Phero mehsoos Hojae ga?
Larka: Wah! Ungli sey tou Andhere Mein Bhi Sorakh Mill Gaya.
Larki: Jan ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal do.
Larka: Poora Andar Chala Gaya.
UUf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein
"HEADPHONE KI PIN MOBILE MEIN LAGANA"

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A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study.

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JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??
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U Dirty MiNd
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AnswEr hAi
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BethA
huA
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BAkrA...

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Ek din sham ko jb chai ka waqt hoa toh muje wo boht yad aa raha thaa,
main ne chaha k us ko b apne sath apne pas le aaon
lekin ye soch kr chup ho gye k ammi gusa karain gi,
is liye meri chahat aur tarap muje beqarar kr rhi thi kyun ye waqt chai ka tha aur main..
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"BISCUT" k bina nhi rah skti thi. :-)

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A short thing
it's get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman's breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
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Ans. cars seat belt...u dirty mind

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PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ...AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay.

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I am not scared of proposing a girl.
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But saala .
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agar wo maan gayi to kharcha kaun
kare...

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