Special SMS

Parde aur panty mai kya diff hai?
Jab parda niche gira diya jaye to show khatam hota hai
aur panty niche ho jaye to show shuru hota hai.

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Do you know why indian girls
Put chunni on their suit.
Kyonki bhartiya parampara ke anusaar
Khane peene ki cheezo ko
Dhak kar rakhna chahiye.

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Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo...

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Boy:
Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl:
Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
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ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai.

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Height of Double Meaning:-
Dad went to school to get son"s report card

Busy madam: Abhi Nahi
DAD: To phir kab aaun mein?
Madam: Mere Periods khatam hone ke baad!

Like SMS - 37 - SMS Length: 171 Double Meaning SMS

kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain
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kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay hain
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Aur kuch loag to Poori Poori raat kartay hain........
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abbay aapna mobile charge.........

Like SMS - 36 - SMS Length: 203 Double Meaning SMS

Pehly bahon main uthana,
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Phir kiss kerna,
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Phir bed per letana,
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Pher tangain uthana,
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Uf
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Kitna
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Mushkil hay,
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Bachay ko pamper pehnana.

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Teacher says,
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Agar apna
character acha
karna chahte ho to
apni har teacher ko
maa samjho
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Student :
per miss is se hamary papa ka character kharab hoga.

Like SMS - 37 - SMS Length: 189 Double Meaning SMS

GIRL apne jaise jwan PROFESSOR se.sir mai kuch b krun gi pas hone k liye
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PROF:kuch b?
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GIRL:han
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PROF:to jao or khoob study kro
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MORAL:Har koi _VE SOCH nahi rakhta.

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Is QADAR teri yaad me rota hoon,
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is QADAR teri yaad me rota hoon,
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RAAT ko hath me pakar k sota hoon,
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Gande insan
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Tasweer Teri or kiya.

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