Man to motel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards.
Kehtay hain aurat k hath mein barkat hoti hai
Bilkul sahi hai! Q k agar us k hath mein 2 inch ki cheez pakra dein to
6 inch ki kar deti hai
Jaisay..
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"Chapaati"
Think positive yar.
Girl to riksha wal :
Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to Oil lga kar khara kia hai
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Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le loo.
A man goin 2 his work, Another man asks:
"Kahan ja raha hy bhai?"
2nd rplied: Yar kaarkhany ja rha hon
1st: Aby ghr me khana nhi pkta jo Car khany ja rha hy ;->
Train Me 1 Larke Ne Cigarete Jalai,
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Pas Bethe Admi Ne Usse Kaha;
Cigarete k Dhuwai'n Se Meri Tabyat Khrab Hony Lgti Hy
Larka Bola:Tou Aap Smoking Q Krty Hyn.
Pehli dfa insan jub dalta he to nervous hota he
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Ahista se ander dalo to phisal k pura ander chala jata he-
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phir ajibo gharib awaze aane lag jati hen-
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lakin aap bilkul nahi ghabrana,
onfidence se lage rehna aur us waqt tak na
nikalna jub tak kam pura nahi ho jata.
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ATM CARD
atm machine se.
Teri Maa ki
Teri Behen ki
Tere BaaP ki
Tere Bhai ki
Tere pure khandan ki
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JAAN hy tu pagal !!
Apna khayal rakha kar.
Diagram in a book was not clear..
So,madam drew a diagram on a Blackboard and announced
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"Dont look at a book Figure,
Look at my Figure!!"
Mangta hoon to deti nahi...
jawab mere salwal ka..
Deti hai to khada ho jata hai..
Rom rom jazbat ka..
khada hota hai to dalne ko man karta hai....
balo me fool gulab ka...
dalta hoon to tapak padta hai..
patta patta gulab ka...
Home Basic Rules
1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye
KHABAR
2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye
HAATH
3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana Chahiye
PAIR
4. Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se Bhi Karni Chahiye
TAREEF
5.Uske Samne Aate Hi Nikaal Kar Uske Hath Mai dedo
Monthly Salary!