Special SMS

TmHaRi Life m 1 aisi larki aygi
Jo srf tmhari hogi tm us se be had pyar krogy
Tm 2no ki muhbt bemisal hogi
Tm use kiss krogy jb wo krib akr kahegi
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Papa...

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Woh Choom Len ek Baar to Aati Nahi Neend,
Unki Awaz Suntay Suntay Raat Jati hai Beet,
Is Liye Kehtay Hain Ye Risk Na Uthao,
MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO.

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Son: I Don't Want To Go School Ma!
All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid
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The Kids Hate Me.
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Mom:No!
U Should Go, Bcoz U R The
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"Principal"

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Kisi RaiLwAy tRaCk pEr aPun kI LiFe bHi jHkaAs hO JaNI Thi.
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MaGr saALA
PakiStAn mE
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Ek cHaLeEs kI Last LocAL Nahi chALti...

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Uffo kia krte ho
Dur hat jao
Koi dekhe ga to kia soche ga?
Aqal nahi hy kya?
Uf abi nhi karo na
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Akele me krna
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NAAK SAAF
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Hmesha Ganda Sochna.

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Do u know
GLASS tootay to kya awaz ati ha?
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Dhuz?
No
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Dhooz??
No
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Thish???
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Arey
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Nahi Baba!
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Ammi ki awaz ati ha,
"Lakh Laanat Ee Begairta Ki Torrya Ee?

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My simple attitude....




M not single...



neither M committed...







M simply on reserve...



for d one who deserve...

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Kagaz apni kismat se Uddta hai,
Lekin Patang Apni Kaabiliyat Se Isliye.
Jab Kismat Saath Na De Tab
Kaabiliyat Par Bharosa Rakho.

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1 lrki zor zor sy gana ga rhi thi
MJHAY RANG DAY.
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MJHAY RANG DAY.
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MJHAY RANG DAY.
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Lrki ki maa ne usay boht mara.
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Kyun?
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Kyun k lrki totli thi.

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Doc:Tabyat kc he ab
Mariz: pehle se ziada khrab he
Doc: dawai khali thi kya
Mriz:Nai dawa ki shishi to bhari hui thi
Doc:I mean dawai le li thi
Mriz:Ji ap ne di thi to mene le li thi
Doc:Bewaquf dawai pi li thi
Mriz:Nai ji dawai to laal thi
Doc:Abe gadhe dawai ko pi liya tha
Mriz:Nai sahb piliya to muje tha
Doc:Saale dawa ko mun se lga k pet me dala tha
Mriz:Nai
Doc:Q
Mriz:Ap ne hi to kaha tha k shishi ko dhakan lga k rakhna.
Me thik to ho jaunga na sahb?

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