Special SMS

Hath me lo
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Ab thook lagao
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Ab kapde se rub karo
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Phir hath me le kar us pe fingers rakho
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Ab pura hath ghuma k
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zor se
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BOWLING karao!!!

Like SMS - 35 - SMS Length: 195 Double Meaning SMS

Uff Kya Kar Rahe Ho??
Aisa Mat Karo...
Please Mat Karo...
Aisa Nahi......
Mat Dabao....
Neeche Kyun Jaa Rahe Ho??
Ho Jayega.....
Kaha Tha Mat Karo...
Ho Gaya Na....
Message Khatm!!!

Like SMS - 35 - SMS Length: 199 Double Meaning SMS

Kal jab me tumhare ghar k samne se ja rha tha to...
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to
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to kya.
Ghar k agay se guzar gya aur tumhe pata bhi nahi chala...

Like SMS - 30 - SMS Length: 169 Double Meaning SMS

Mere sapno ki rani kab aaegi tu,
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Aae rut mastani kab aaegi tu,
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Beet jae zindagani kab aaegi tu,
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chali aa chali aa
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Oye I am talking
abt electricity!

Like SMS - 32 - SMS Length: 189 Double Meaning SMS

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

Like SMS - 33 - SMS Length: 187 Double Meaning SMS

Girl:wo kia hai jo lrki pehli dafa krwate hue pain ki waja se roti hai?
Pappu:kaan mai ched
MORAL:aap b apni soch pappu ki tarah saf rakho.

Like SMS - 29 - SMS Length: 143 Double Meaning SMS

3 log they
Zabardasti Ghar me ghus gae
Aur
Bedroom se use utha k le gaye.
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Kisi ne meri ek na suni.
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Jate hove keh gae.
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"Baki Qistaein de kr apna TV le jana."

Like SMS - 32 - SMS Length: 180 Double Meaning SMS

In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?
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Think..
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Think..
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Ans is SHOPPING!

Like SMS - 32 - SMS Length: 154 Double Meaning SMS

Pakro usko kamar se Or ghar le jao
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Uski gardan pakar k apne qareeb lao
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Us k honto se hont lagao!
Or Saari.....
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Coca Cola pi jao.!

Like SMS - 32 - SMS Length: 181 Double Meaning SMS

Mooli kay 2 Faiday Hotay hain,
1st: Mooli sey aap Saled bana sakty hain,
2nd:
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Mooli Walay Parthy,
I know tum to hameesha ghalat he Socho gy.

Like SMS - 31 - SMS Length: 160 Double Meaning SMS