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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 9 years ago

Main nay jab us ko hath lagaya to wo bohat Sakht Garam thi.
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Phir Majboorun us Garam Seet pay Baith k Bike chala parra.

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 9 years ago

Moonh meetha karna hai toh??
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Kis
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kiss
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Kissh-Mish KHAAO!

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 9 years ago

Hotel me 1 couple dinner kar rha tha.
Wife ne leg piece utha k husbnd ko diya.
pas betha baba bola:rabba je sadi v janani hundi
"sunu v lattan chuk chuk k dendi".

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 9 years ago

Yaad karo Woh din jab tum ne Shalwaar utaari aur ultay lait gaye.
Aur thora sa andar janay par tum bohat roye thy.
Aur
Tumhary Doctor ne kaha b

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Added 9 years ago

Aik ganda msg sunaon? ?..
aik larka hota hy,
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wo keechd mai gir jata hy? ? ?.
Ganddaaa;-)

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Added 9 years ago

Mera dill karta he k aap ko maaroon,
Din raat maaroon,
Subho-wa-shaam maaroon,
1 jaga 8-10 maaroon,
Maarta rahun,
Daro mat miss call maarne ki baat kar raha hun.

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Added 9 years ago

Jinke paas hai...
woh haath me leke hilate hai,
jinke paas nahi hai...
woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai
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BOLO KYA?
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Dirty Mind ...... It is ..... TOOTH BRUSH.

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 9 years ago

Agar Bill Gates Ki Mummy Bore Ho Gayi To Usse Kya Kahoge???
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Ans : Mother-Bored.

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Added 9 years ago

Boy1: Meet my Wife Tina.
Boy2: Oh! I know her.
Boy1: How?
Boy2: We were caught sleeping together.
Boy1: What the Hell...
Boy2: Two years ago, In the Management Class.

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Added 9 years ago

Din Main Sota Hy
Raat Ko Jaagta Hy
Din Mein Laita Rehta Hy
Raat Ko Khara Reha Hy
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"Choukidaar"
Tu Kuch Aur Samjha Na Be-Ghairat Aadmi.

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