Special SMS

Bhuka piyasa muh latkaye,
Zuban ko honto par latkaye,
Kohni tek kar sar tikaye,
Apni ankhe niche jhukaye,
Baitha kyu tha??
Ab mai samjha..
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Intezaar tha tujhe sirf
Mere sms ka ....

Like SMS - 41 - SMS Length: 197 Double Meaning SMS

Bazaar wali Nazuk si,
Office wali Naram Naram,
Mohallay wali Patli si,
Ghar wali Garma Garam,
Wese Aap kahan ki Roti pasand kartay ho??

Like SMS - 47 - SMS Length: 143 Double Meaning SMS

This is an Adult Joke!
(If You are under 18 years please don't go through it and Quit, If you are Above or equal 18 then go through it)
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Elections Aa Rahe hain.(ELECTIONS ARE COMMING) So Pls do vote.

Like SMS - 47 - SMS Length: 239 Double Meaning SMS

Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.
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mera matlab rasi se.....
kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota.

Like SMS - 40 - SMS Length: 146 Double Meaning SMS

A TC in a train fines 400 for no ticket.
He charged 1st girl Rs 300 who was wearing Sleeveless
Rs 200 to 2nd who was wearing Sleeves & Backless
Rs100 to 3rd who was wearing Sleeveless, Backless and a Mini Skirt
He charged Rs 0 to the 4th one...
Why???
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U Dirty mind...
She had the ticket!!!

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Sang-e-Marmar sa Tarasha gora badan,
Uff
Nasheela sa pighalta shabaab
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Honton se lagao to kashish kesi hai,
mmmmuuaah.
Kambakht ye Ice Cream cheez he aisi hai.

Like SMS - 45 - SMS Length: 175 Double Meaning SMS

Sardar: Aj ghar jatay hi main apni BV ka underwear utaar dun ga.
Friend : Sardar ji aj to baray mood main ho..?
sardar: Nahi Yaar,
Kafi tight hai mujhay.

Like SMS - 46 - SMS Length: 159 Double Meaning SMS

Garmi se Bachnay ka Tareeqa....
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Agar aapko pata chalay to mujhe bhi bata dena...

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Ladkiya PANT ke Niche kya Pehnti he?
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Vo CHAPPAL Pehenti he!
Niche pucha,Andar nahi Pucha tha!

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Dad went to school to get son"s report card
Busy madam: Abhi Nahi
DAD: To phir kab aaun mein?
Madam: Mere Periods khatam hone ke baad!

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