Special SMS

Kahin dooor...
1 gao me.. Jab raat me bachcha sota nahi tab uski ma use kehti hai
Soja beta soja... Varna
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varna
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Varna!
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Doosra kaise hoga?

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Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..
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Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..
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Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..
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Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.

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hachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo".

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Pehlay gallay lagao
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phir kiss karo
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phir bistar pe litaao
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phir neechay haath laga ke check karo
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agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do

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Nayi dulhan ko dulhe ne
suhagrat pe muh dikhai ke
Rs 25,000 diye..
Dulhan itne sare paise
dekh kar Ghabra ke boli:
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Suno ji pura khandaan THOKEGA kya...?

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Beti- Me padosi se pyar karti hu aur mein uske sath bhag rahi hu,
Baap- Thanku mere paise aur time dono bach gaye,
Beti- Main letter padh rahi hun jo mummy chor ke gayi hai..!

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Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ?
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Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho
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Larka Kis Ka ?
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Larki Apni Bhen
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Ki
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Bhains Ka...

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What's An Average 6 Inch Long
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Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
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A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
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Always Think POSITIVE

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KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??
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Wo MotA sA,
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Aas-PAAs bAAL,
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NArAM-NArAM
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UpEr sE CoVEr...
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NEvEr??
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JhooT boLTE ho?
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KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA.

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Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey,
bus main jhatkay buhat lag rahay hain.
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Driver: Salay, bus rukki hoi hay,
tum PATHAN ki goad main baithay ho.

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