Kahin dooor...
1 gao me.. Jab raat me bachcha sota nahi tab uski ma use kehti hai
Soja beta soja... Varna
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varna
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Varna!
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Doosra kaise hoga?
Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..
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Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..
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Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..
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Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.
hachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo".
Pehlay gallay lagao
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phir kiss karo
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phir bistar pe litaao
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phir neechay haath laga ke check karo
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agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do
Nayi dulhan ko dulhe ne
suhagrat pe muh dikhai ke
Rs 25,000 diye..
Dulhan itne sare paise
dekh kar Ghabra ke boli:
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Suno ji pura khandaan THOKEGA kya...?
Beti- Me padosi se pyar karti hu aur mein uske sath bhag rahi hu,
Baap- Thanku mere paise aur time dono bach gaye,
Beti- Main letter padh rahi hun jo mummy chor ke gayi hai..!
Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ?
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Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho
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Larka Kis Ka ?
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Larki Apni Bhen
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Ki
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Bhains Ka...
What's An Average 6 Inch Long
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Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
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A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
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Always Think POSITIVE
KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??
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Wo MotA sA,
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Aas-PAAs bAAL,
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NArAM-NArAM
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UpEr sE CoVEr...
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NEvEr??
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JhooT boLTE ho?
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KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA.
Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey,
bus main jhatkay buhat lag rahay hain.
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Driver: Salay, bus rukki hoi hay,
tum PATHAN ki goad main baithay ho.