ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH .
BEHRAY KAY HATH MAY RADIO..
GUNGAY KAY HATH MAY MIC..
OR.......... APP KAY HATH MAY
(MOBILE).......
KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY.
College me fees bharne ki line me ek ladki: Sir, pahle meri le lo.
clerk: Thoda ruko abhi leta hu.
Ladki: Nahi jaldi le lo warna period shuru ho jayenge..!
Police- Park me aise baithe ho,
Bacho pe kya asar padega?
Couple- Hum Dono Married h
Police- To Ghar me jake Betho.
Man- Tab iske Pati pe kya asar Padega..!
Kamwali Baai ko kuch ladke chhed rahe the.
BAAI- Badtamiji karoge to MORR bana dungi.
Ladke- Morr kaise banaogi?
BAAI- Tumhare pichwade mein jhadu daal ke!!
Beta: Papa Muje 1 Bhai Chahiye Aaj aur Abhi,
Papa: Beta is Kaam me 9Mahine Lagte hai,
BETA: Aap to CONTRACTOR ho 5-6 admi laga do Jaldi Ho jayega..
Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
Bihari Babu- Aare o doctor..!
kaise nasbandi kiye ho hamari?
Biwi firse maa banne wali hai..!
Dr. Burbaak hum nasbandi tohar kiye hai,
Poore bihar ki nahi.
Newton 3 Scientific S*x Law.
.
1. A Hole Always Attract A Pole
.
2. Length Of Pole Is Equal To D Depth Of Hole
.
3. Up Down Motion Releases A Lotion
Which Increase Population Without Calculation.
Eclairs aur i-pil me kya fark hai?
.
Socho..
.
Aur socho...
.
Choti bachhi eclairs khaa k masti karti hai
Aur
Badi bachhi masti karke i-pil khati hai
Why Americn names r like
JACKSON
WILSON
MARKSON
ROBINSON
KENSON
ANDERSON
DAVIDSON
JEMSON
JOHNSON
.
Bcoz
.
Mom can't remembr WHO is WHOSE SON.