Special SMS

"MAA-BAAP"ki 1 dua zindagibana degi khud royegi mgar apko hasa degi kbi bhul kr bhi Maa ko Na RUlana.
Ek choti si bund puri Dharti hila degi....
"MAA-BAAP"ki 1 dua zindagibana degi khud royegi mgar apko hasa degi kbi bhul kr bhi Maa ko Na RUlana.
Ek choti si bund puri Dharti hila degi....

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Glfrnd k sath,
Room k andar,
Table k uper,
Bulb k niche
De takatak
Le takatak
Dirty mind
The r plying table tenis.

Like SMS - 51 - SMS Length: 128 Double Meaning SMS

Aisi Koi Chiz Batao Jisko Bajane Se
Andar Se Bacche Nikalte Hai..?
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Socho Nhi Malum
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Mai Batata Hu...?
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"School Ki Ghanti"
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Soch Badalo
Desh Badlega.

Like SMS - 53 - SMS Length: 193 Double Meaning SMS

Most confusing joks:-
GIRL:- Aaj office jaate hi
BOSS mujh pe CHADH gaya.
Her Friend :- Kyu ?
GIRL :- Woh me LATE gayi thi na isliye.

Like SMS - 46 - SMS Length: 141 Double Meaning SMS

Wo kya hai jis par
Agar Pyar se haath phero to
Wo turant khada ho jata hai...
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Baitha hua "KUTTA"
Waise aap bhi apni jagah sahi hain..

Like SMS - 51 - SMS Length: 173 Double Meaning SMS

Biwi Ko Din Me Karoge To Wo Sust Rahegi
Sham Ko Karoge To Chust Rahegi
Roj Karoge To Tandurast Rahegi
Karte Rahoge To Khush Rahegi



"Office Se Roj Sirf 1 Call"

Like SMS - 53 - SMS Length: 172 Double Meaning SMS

Lips jab lips se milte hain to kya hota hai...?
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Hamesha galat mat socha karo
Yaar muh band hota haiaur kya....

Like SMS - 50 - SMS Length: 142 Double Meaning SMS

Wo kya h?
Jo har admi k pass hota
Kisi k pas lamba to,
Kisi k pas chota.
Sarneme aur kya.
Mujhe pata h tum galat soch rahe the.

Like SMS - 41 - SMS Length: 137 Double Meaning SMS

Son:ek din gehri raat ko
Parents ke kamre me aa kar bola
Maa aap to muje angutha bhi
Chusne nahi dete or aap yaha pe itna bada ..
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Aam chus rahe ho
Kyu aapne kya socha???
U naughty!!!!

Like SMS - 44 - SMS Length: 211 Double Meaning SMS

frnd ke saath kro ya grlfrnd k sath,
room me kro ya badroom me,
bad par kro ya fir sofe pe,
din me kro ya fir raat me,
ground me karo ya garden me kro,
aakhir success hone k liye padhai to krni padegi na.

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