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Added 8 years ago

घर की शान्ति के लिए जब भी कोई बड़ा फैसला करना हो....
तों पहले सब की सुनो....,
फिर दिल की सुनो...,
फिर दिमाग की सुनो...,
और फाइनली करो वही जो आपकी पत्नि कहे....!!!!

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Added 8 years ago

If som1 steps on ur foot n asks:

'did I hurt u?'

step on there foot hardly

n ask

"can u feel my answer?"

Sometimes

its good to be stupid..

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Added 8 years ago

The right reason for having two girfriends....
everyone knows "monoply is always damaging And competiton improves service"

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Added 8 years ago

4 Gals in a group can say-
yaar,tera bhai mast dikhta he,
Intro to krwa

But

4 Guys in a group cant say
'Yaar teri behan to mast dikhti he !!'


agreee?

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Added 8 years ago

True Love Story:
Dog & mosquito wer in Luv.
Mosq kissed d dog Dog became
emotional gave a Luv bite
Mosq died by rabies. Dog died by
dengu.
Moral: Intercast luv is
dangerous

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Added 8 years ago

U Can Control Ur Breath But Not Death

U Can Control Ur Life But Not Ur Wife

U Can Control Ur Emotions But Not
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LOOSE MOTION

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If Time Doesn't Wait 4 U

Don't Worry!

Just Remove The Damn Battery From Ur Clock & Enjoy Life!

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A Thought For All Graduates...

"A Thermometer Isn't The Only Thing

That Gets A Degree Without Having

Any Brain..."

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thought of the day
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Always Dn't Depend On My Thoughts,
Try To Think Of Ur Own Sumtimes..

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Being "In a Relationship" and being "In the "Hospital" is all the same...

Everyone asks -
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"Serious hai kya ?

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