Husband Vs Wife

HUSBAND: AAJ FAISLA HO KE RAHEGA,

BATAO KIS-KIS KE SATH SOTI HO?

WIFE: QASAM SE
SIRF AAP KE SATH HI SOTI HUN
BAQI LOG SONE KAHA DETE HE.

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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle If 1 punctures, the vehicle can`t move further M0ral: always Keep a SPARE TYRE..

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If Wife Kisses Everytime U Come
Back Home..
Remember Its Not Affection
Its Inspection Of..
Daaru
Perfume
Or
Lipstick..
Be Careful..
.
"JANHIT ME JAARI"

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Best Slogan On A Man's T-Shirt:
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Please Do Not Disturb Me
I Am Married And Already
Very Disturbed...!

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Man: Sir, My Wife Is Missing..
Postman: Ye Post Office Hai,
Police Station Nahi..
Man: Oh Sorry,
.
Sala Khusi Ke Mare Kaha Jaau
Samajh Me Nahi Aa Raha...!

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Pati: Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai..
Patni: Jaao Jakar Bartan Saaf Kar Do..
Pati: Neend Me Bol Raha Hu Pagli..!

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Wife(kitchn se):ji sunte ho
ajkl me khubsurat hoti ja rhi hu
Husband:2mne kaise jana?
Wfe:Ajkal meri khubsurti dekhkr rotiya v jalne lagi h.

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Patni ne pati ko
Surprise krne k lie
kitchtn mein jakr new SIM card se call ki
.
.
.
Or boli,,
Hllo darling...
Pati: baad mein
call kro jaan
abhi wo kutti kamini kitchen mein hain..

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Question-Kya Ek Wife
Apne Husband Ko
Lakhpati Bana Sakti Hai...?
Answer- Yes,
Par Husband Crorepati Hona Chahiye.

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Pati- Meri Nazar Kamzor Ho Gayi Hai,
Sochta Hu Chashma Banwa Lu.
Patni- Rehne Do! Colony Me
Mujhse Sundar Koi Nahi Hai.

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