Husband Vs Wife

In mumbai..
A wife came to know about her
husband's affair with the maid. But she remained silent.
1 month passed,
2 then 3,4,5,6. but she still remained silent..
Her close friend asked her why this self atyaachar....
CLASSIC ANSWER
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CANT AFFORD TO LOSE THE MAID..

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Love Marrige:
Raat Ke Waqt
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Shohar: Paani Pilao
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Biwi Paani Lenay Gayi,
Shohar Ko Neend Aa Gayi,
Biwi Saari Raat Paani Ka Glass Pakde
Khadi Rahi,
Subah Shohar Ki Aankh Khuli To Dekh
Kar Bohat Khush Huva Aur Bola!
Maango Kya Maangti Ho?
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Biwi:
Kamine Talaaq De...

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Wife Taaro Ko
Dekh Kar Boli:
'Wo Konsi
Cheez Hai,
Jo Tum
Roj Dekh
Sakte Ho,
Par Laa
Nahi Sakte..??

Husband::
Padosan.!!!

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A line written on a Husband's T shirt : ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS
QUEEN..
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OF THEM...

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Wife - Jannu tumhe meri kya. cheez
zada pasand hai Meri Beauty ya meri
Akalmandi.
Husband - Jannu mujhe tumhari ye
mazak krne ki aadat bht pasand hai...

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Ek shadi shuda aadmi or ek kuwari
ladki ka affair chal
raha tha..
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ek din wo date pe gaye...
Bahut samay ek dusre ke saath
bitaya.....
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Fir aadmi ne ghar jate waqt apne
jute or pant mitti me
ragde...
Jab wo ghar gaya tab...
Biwi- itni der kaha the tum..?
Husband- mein tumse kuch
chupana nahi chahta hun..
mera Ek affair chal raha hai aur
main date pe gaya tha..
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Biwi (pant & jute dekh kar)- Juthe,
football khel ke aaye ho
na.?

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Women wear Mangalsutra / Sindoor to show they're married..
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Men carry Tupperware lunch boxes into office to show they are married...

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Husband wife ko English sikha raha tha.
Wife dopehar me husband se: dinner lo Ji.
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Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch hai.
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Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara khandan,
ye raat ka bacha hua khana hai.

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Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.
Wife: Woh Kya?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho Ki Saza Jeete-jee Hi Mil Gayi!

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Husband wife me ladaai hoyi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husband Raat ko phone pe:-

Khane me kya hai” ??

Wife:- Zeher. 3:)

Husband:- Main der se aaunga,
tum kha kar so jana..!

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