Husband Vs Wife

पति काम से घर जल्दी आ गया...
पत्नी ने यह देखा तो घबरा कर प्रेमी को पाउडर
लगा कर, कोने में मूर्ति की तरह खड़ा कर दिया...
पति कमरे में आया तो उसने मूर्ती देखी और पूछा...
पति: यह क्या है...?
पत्नी मुस्कुराते हुए बोली: जी, यह मूर्ति गुप्ता जी ने
दी है...
पति कुछ ना बोला और काम काज में व्यस्त
हो गया...
आधी रात को उठ कर मूर्ति के आगे सेंडविच रख कर
बोला...
पति: खा लो गुप्ता जी, परसों मैं भी तुम्हारे घर
सारी रात ऐसे ही खड़ा रहा किसी ने पानी तक
भी नहीं पूछा था...

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पत्नी: मैं हर रोज़ पूजा करती हूँ, काश एक दिन श्री कृष्णा के दर्शन हो जायें।
पति: इसमें क्या है, बस एक बार मीराबाई बन के ज़हर पी ले, श्री कृष्णा क्या, सारे भगवान के दर्शन हो जायेंगे।

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Wife(kitchn se):ji sunte ho
ajkl me khubsurat hoti ja rhi hu

Husband:2mne kaise jana?

Wfe:Ajkal meri khubsurti dekhkr rotiya v jalne lagi h.

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Pati (Phone Par): Kaha Ho..?
Patni: Ghar Mein..!
Pati: Acha Agar Ghar Mein Ho, To Mixi
Chalao..!
Patni Mixi Chalati Hai.
Gar Gar Gar Gar...
Pati: Acha Theek Hai..!

<<< Dusre Din >>>
Pati (Phone Par): Kaha Ho..?
Patni: Ghar Mein..!
Pati: Acha Agar Ghar Mein Ho, To Mixi
Chalao..!
Patni Mixi Chalati Hai.
Gar Gar Gar Gar...
Pati: Acha Theek Hai..!

<<< Teesre Din >>>
Pati Ghar Pahuch Jata Hai..!
Pati (Naukrani Se): Maalkin Kaha Hai..?
Naukrani: Pata Nahi Sahab, Bahut Der
Se Kahi Gayi Hai..!
Lekin Sahab... Ek Baat Samajh Nahi Aayi,
Saath Mein Mixi Kyu Le Gayi..?

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Husbnd:agr opration m mujhe kch hua 2 tum us doctor se hi shadi kr lena
Wife:aise kyu bol rhe ho
Husbnd:use badla lene ka dusra kuch rasta nahi

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Qus:- Pyar karke shadi karni chahiye ya shadi karke pyar karna chahiye..?
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Best reply:- Shaadi karke pyar karna chahiye par iski khabar biwi ko nhi lagni chahiye....

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Shaadi-shuda Aurto ka seminar
chal raha tha.
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Unse puchha gaya,
Aapne apne Husband
ko
‘I Love You’
last kab bola hai?
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Kisi ne kaha aaj,
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kisi ne kaha 2 din pehle
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Aur
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Kisi ne kaha 10 din pehle.
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Fir unse kaha gaya k sab Patniya
apne pati ko Mobile se
‘I Love You’ Message karo abhi,
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Jiska sabse accha reply aayega
usay
Surprise Gift
Milega…
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Sab wives ne ‘I Love You’ msg kar
diya aur
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Kuchh der baad Husbands k Reply
kuchh iss tarah aaye…
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1) Darling, tumhari tabiyat to
theek hai na?
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2) Ghar kharcha khatam ho gaya
hai kya ???
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3) Kahin tum Maiyke to nahin
chali gayi ???
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4) Aaj ghar pe khana nahin bana
hai kya ???
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5) Kya Matlab ???
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6) Tum Sapne mein ho ya main
sapna dekh raha hoon?
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7) Kity party mein kisi ki Jewellery
pasand aa gayi hai kya???
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8) Office mein itna tension hai
aur tujhe Romance sujh raha
hai ???
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9) Kitni baar mana kiya Serial mat
dekha kar..!!
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10) Aaj fir gaadi thok-ke aayi
kya????
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Finally jisko Surprise Gift
Mila uska khatarnak reply ye
tha….
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11) Kaun ???

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Ek bar Ek husband ko uski wife ne pucha k " mai agar 4-5 din na dikhu to aapko accha lagega ? "


Husband ekdum se man hi man me khush hone laga. Aur us se raha nahi gaya aur aur bol diya " han accha lagega "

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1.Patni- Utho Raat Ke 2 Baje Hain..

Patni- Itni Raat Ko Mujhe Neend Se Kyun Uthaya ?

Patni- Aaj Apne Neend Ki Goli Nhi Li..!!:-P:-/

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Height of kaminapan
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Wife:" Baju-wali har saal apne
pati k sath
10 din bahar ghumne jaati hai
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Aap kabhi leke gaye ???
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Husband:" Maine to 4-5 baar
poocha par
wo nahi maani...

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