Husband Vs Wife

Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,

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Husband smart banke aya or bola,

DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA

HU? .

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Tabhi wife zorse chillayi'

CHAKKAAAA!!!

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A line written on a husband's T shirt:
All gals r devil but my wife is queen..
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Of them ????

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Wife : Mein Tangg Aa Gayi Hu
Roz Ki Kit Kit Se
Mujhe Talaaq Chahiye
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Husband : Ye Lo Choclate Khaao.
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Wife. ( Romantically ) Mana Rahe Ho Mujhe..
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Husband : Nahi Re Pagli
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Maa Kehti Hai Achchha Kaam Karne Se
Pehle
Meetha Khaana Chahiye.

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our
upcoming anniversary. She said, ?I want something shiny
that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds!? I gifted her
a weighing scale.

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Pati: Aji Suna? Videshon Me Talaak Lena Bahut Hi Aasan Hai.
Patni : Pata Hai Tabhi To Vaha Ladakiyan Shadi Ke Samay Roti Nahi Hain.

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A Man Lost his Wife In Tsunami

One Drunk-Night ..

while standing on the Seashore, waves touching

on his feets .

He shouted to the Sea: 'No matter how many times your Waves Touch my Feet

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I'll Never take her back .. !!

Its your mistake..

Deal With It Now

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A man was watching a movie at home..
and suddenly he starts shouting.....??
nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
? Don't get off the horse!

Its a trap!! Its a trap!!

Wife: what are u watching??

Man: our wedding DVD!!????

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A Man praying in ??
Kumbh Mela...

Hey Prabhu, nyay karo...??
...Hey Prabhu, nyay karo...??

...Hamesha bhai-bhai bichhadte hai kumbh meley main...

Kabhi pati-Patni per bhi try karo?

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Husband :- " Kamar Me Bahot Dard Hai..
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Baaju Ke Ghar Se IODEX Le Aao..
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Wife :- "Wo Nahi Denge...
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Husband :- "Kitne Kanjoos Hai Saaale,
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Jaane Do, Apna
Hi Nikal Lo,
Almaari Me Rakha
Hai...

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WIFE : Q G roz subh mere chehre pe pani dalte ho?

HUSBUND:Tumhare baap ne kaha tha k meri beti PHOOL ki tarha hai ise murzane mat dena isliye..

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