Husband Vs Wife

Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon

Husband : Bahut Zyada

Wife : Phir Bhi Kitni

Husbnd : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.

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patni - me tumhare sapno me ati hoon

pati - nahi

patni - kyon nahi ?

pati - kyonki me hanuman chalisa padkar sota hoon

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HUSBAND SENT A SMS TO WIFE :

" Thanks for making my life wonderful and being a part of my life. What ever I am is only because of u, u r my angel thanks for coming in my life and making it worth living. You're Great "

SHE REPLIED :

" Pee liya Na abb chup chap ghar aaja kaminae??? "

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Ek Aadmi Apne Ghar Par Movie Dekh Raha Tha To,
Vo Aadmi Ek Dam Se Chillaya: ?Nooooooooooooo, Ruk Jaaaaaaaaooo, Ghode Se Utar Jaao, Ye Ek Jaal Hai Utar Jaaao?

Patni Hairani Se Bhagti-Bhagti Aayi Aur Puchha.

Patni: ?Kya Ho Gaya? Kise Warnig De Rahe Ho? Kya Dekh Rahe Ho Tum??

Man: ?Hamari Wedding DVD Dekh Raha Hoon? :-D

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Wife : "Naari" Ka Matlab Kya Hai?

Husband : Naari Ka Matlab Hai ShAkTi.

Wife : To Phir Purush Ka Matlab Kya Hai?

Husband : 'Sehan-Shakti'

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The 4 dangerous weapons in the world:
1. Wife's Smile
2. Wife's Tears
3. Wife's Looks
And the 4th most dangerous is
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Wife's Missed Call!

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Wife - agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho.....KHUSH RAHO

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Husband sent a text to his wife at night,

"Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes

and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."

He sent another text,

"And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"

She text back, "OMG really?"

Husband replied,

"No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message"

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Put your wife in a room & lock it..
Put your dog in another room & lock it!
Open both of them after 2 - 3 hours &

see who is Happy to see U, and who will BITE you

(The users are advised not to try at home as these stunts are performed by professionals).
??

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Only a man knows a man's nature. For example..
Customer: i need a ladies suit.
Shopkeeper: wife k liye chahiye, ya phir koi achcha sa dikhaoon?
:) :P ;)

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