Husband Vs Wife

This is killer.!
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Husband comes home early and sees wife with
another guy.
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Wife: Why are you early?
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Husband: Who is he?
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Wife: Don't try to change the topic.!:p=))

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Ek Aurat Ko Gaane Ka Bahut Shauk
Hota Hai.....
Ek Din Wo Apne Pati Se Puchhti Hai.
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Patni: Jab Main Gana Gaati Hu To
Aap
Bahar Kyun Chale Jate Hai.?
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Pati: wo isliye taki tumare gaane ki awaaz sunkr.
Baahar Wale Ye Na Samjhe
Ki
Main Tumhara Gala Daba Raha Hu..

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Wife : I hate that beggar.

Husband : Why ?

Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book

How to Cook !!!

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1 kanjus hath me chaku se cut maar rha tha
BV-kya kr rhe ho

kanjus-DETTOL ki shishi foot gyi h

Aise hi thodi waste hone dege,Tu b ungli kat le.

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Husband:
Hume To Apno Ne Loota
Gairo Me Kaha Dum Tha
Hamari Kashti Dubi Waha
Jaha Paani Kam Tha..
Wife:
Tum To Thay Hi Gadhe
Tumhari Akal Me Kaha Dum Tha
Waha Kashti Lekar Kyu Gaye
Jaha Paani Kam Tha..
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"Wife's Always Rocks"

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Wife: Jaanu..
Monday .. Shopping
Tuesday .. Hotel
Wednesday .. Outing
Thursday .. Dinner
Friday .. Movie
Saturday .. Picnic
Kitna Maaza Aayega..
Husband: Yes, Sunday Mandir..
Wife: Kyu..?
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Husband: "BHEEK MAANGNE"

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Pati: Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi
Hai..
Patni: Jaao Jakar Bartan Saaf Kar
Do..
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Pati: Neend Me Bol Raha Hu Pagli...!

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Husband- Dear tum khubsurat
hoti jaa rahi ho..
Wife (kitchen se)- Tumne kaise
jana..??
Husband- Tumhe dekhkar
Rotiyaan bhi 'jalne' lagi hain..!!

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Dedicated to all married people

Dost:Biwi se Jhagda Solve hua kya?

Santa:Ghutno pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere Paas..ghutno pe.

Dost: kya baat kar raha hai..

Santa: aur nahi to kya..

Dost:Kya Boli?

Santa:Boli Palang k Neeche se baahar aa jao, Ab Nahi Maarungi..

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What is the best example of ?Once in a Lifetime?
Opportunity?

A Mosquito lands on your wifes face,
&
U get the rarest opportunity of your life..
............Never Miss It..........!!

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